Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an ass hole

Randal Graves:
The best part of this job is all the barely legal pussy that comes in here. And they all look up to me 'cause I've got a driver's license. It's awesome. Dante Hicks:
You're thirty-three. Randal Graves:
You show me one thirty-three year old chick who's buck wild in bed as your seventeen year old counterpie. Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks:
Oh... My... God. Randal Graves:
What? Dante Hicks:
Are you serious? Randal Graves:
I don't fuck around when it comes to ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks:
You never go ass-to-mouth. Randal Graves:
It's never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks:
You never go ass-to-mouth, Randal. Randal Graves:
You sound like my Mom. [Becky enters] Randal Graves:
Becks, do you ever go ass-to-mouth? Becky:
You never go ass-to-mouth. Randal Graves:
You've never gone ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks:
You never go ass-to-mouth. Becky:
I've never gone ass to mouth. Randal Graves:
Not even once? Becky:
Not even ever. Randal Graves:
You're both so repressive. [to Becky] Randal Graves:
Alright look, I know you've given a blowjob, right? Becky:
I haven't even put my purse down yet. Randal Graves:
That's a yes. [to Dante] Randal Graves:
And I know you've gone down on chicks. Becky:
What's your point? Randal Graves:
Well, when you're done chowin' down on the no-no parts of your lover, you kiss 'em, right? That's just like going ass to mouth. Becky:
Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an ass hole