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Randal Graves:
What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to say Porch monkey? Becky:
Oh, I don't know, since forever? Randal Graves:
Why? Dante Hicks:
Because Porch monkey's a racial slur against black people! Randal Graves:
No it's not! Nigger is. Dante Hicks:
Randal! Elias:
Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger? Becky:
Shut up, Elias! Randal Graves:
I did not just call Dante a nigger, I just said that 'nigger' is a racial slur. Dante Hicks:
So is Porch monkey! Randal Graves:
Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog; *Those* are racial slurs! Porch monkey is not!
What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to say Porch monkey? Becky:
Oh, I don't know, since forever? Randal Graves:
Why? Dante Hicks:
Because Porch monkey's a racial slur against black people! Randal Graves:
No it's not! Nigger is. Dante Hicks:
Randal! Elias:
Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger? Becky:
Shut up, Elias! Randal Graves:
I did not just call Dante a nigger, I just said that 'nigger' is a racial slur. Dante Hicks:
So is Porch monkey! Randal Graves:
Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog; *Those* are racial slurs! Porch monkey is not!
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What What's the big deal
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Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey
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Oh I don't know since forever
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Why Because porch monkey
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is a racial slur against black people
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No it's not Nigger is
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Randal
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Did Randal just call Mr Dante a nigger
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Shut up Elias
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I didn't just call Dante a nigger
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I just said that nigger is a racial slur
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So is porch monkey
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Oh it is not
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Coon spook spade moolie jiggaboo nignug
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those are racial slurs
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Porch monkey is not
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Movie Summary
A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
Actors
Becky
Elias
