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You should read your Bible sirs
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Clerks II

Yeah

Jay:

You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew? Teen #2:
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Yeah

Full Transcript

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You should read your Bible sirs
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You'll find all types of weird shit in there
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Like did you know Jesus was a Jew
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,187
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:33
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,The Weinstein Company,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Movie Summary

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.

Actors

Jason Mewes
Jay
Jason Mewes
Ethan Suplee
Teen #2
Ethan Suplee
I need two Egga Mooby Muffins - Clerks II 00:35
I need two Egga Mooby Muffins
You fuckin' freak - Clerks II 00:12
You fuckin' freak
What's the matter with you - Clerks II 01:04
What's the matter with you
Avert your eyes you perv - Clerks II 00:09
Avert your eyes you perv
Emma are you like this - Clerks II 00:19
Emma are you like this
You wouldn't want to be with a girl - Clerks II 00:08
You wouldn't want to be with a girl
God it must be nice to have a job - Clerks II 00:15
God it must be nice to have a job
You became persona non nookie to me - Clerks II 00:29
You became persona non nookie to me
What'd you do that for - Clerks II 00:07
What'd you do that for
Dude I'm pretty sure your old lady wants - Clerks II 00:07
Dude I'm pretty sure your old lady wants
Well at least you spelled cock right this time - Clerks II 00:04
Well at least you spelled cock right this time
Well I mean as you know - Clerks II 00:14
Well I mean as you know
My online handle is Optimus Prime - Clerks II 00:06
My online handle is Optimus Prime
Oh you're gonna be rolling in the pussy man - Clerks II 00:10
Oh you're gonna be rolling in the pussy man
Don't look at his wee wee - Clerks II 00:04
Don't look at his wee wee
Dude the Transformers sucked - Clerks II 00:16
Dude the Transformers sucked
I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV - Clerks II 00:37
I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV
Transformers were a total sleight against God - Clerks II 00:13
Transformers were a total sleight against God
Since God created man - Clerks II 00:36
Since God created man
The best part of this job - Clerks II 00:20
The best part of this job