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Dante Hicks:
You're chaos incarnate, man. Our whole lives, you've been getting me into trouble and holding me back! Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm holding you back, right? I remember like 10 years ago, the night we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral, you were all like "I need to shit or get off the pot!" Dante Hicks:
YOU said 'shit or get off the pot', not me. Randal Graves:
You got all fired up about taking charge of your life and what did you do? You worked at the store 'til the place burned down. Dante Hicks:
I took courses that broke down! Randal Graves:
And dropped out! Dante Hicks:
Because you stopped going! Randal Graves:
Because we were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batman? [Jay and Silent Bob smile at each other] Dante Hicks:
At least, we were doing something instead of wasting our lives in some fucking convenience store! Randal Graves:
You know what, you can bad mouth Quick Stop all you want, but I miss that place! I loved working there! I look back at that period as the best time of my life! Dante Hicks:
[scoffs]
Now I know you're fucking nuts. Randal Graves:
Why? Because I enjoyed what I did? I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend all day. Can you think of a better way to make a living? Yeah, maybe it's not what everyone does, but it was pretty fucking good!
You're chaos incarnate, man. Our whole lives, you've been getting me into trouble and holding me back! Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm holding you back, right? I remember like 10 years ago, the night we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral, you were all like "I need to shit or get off the pot!" Dante Hicks:
YOU said 'shit or get off the pot', not me. Randal Graves:
You got all fired up about taking charge of your life and what did you do? You worked at the store 'til the place burned down. Dante Hicks:
I took courses that broke down! Randal Graves:
And dropped out! Dante Hicks:
Because you stopped going! Randal Graves:
Because we were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batman? [Jay and Silent Bob smile at each other] Dante Hicks:
At least, we were doing something instead of wasting our lives in some fucking convenience store! Randal Graves:
You know what, you can bad mouth Quick Stop all you want, but I miss that place! I loved working there! I look back at that period as the best time of my life! Dante Hicks:
[scoffs]
Now I know you're fucking nuts. Randal Graves:
Why? Because I enjoyed what I did? I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend all day. Can you think of a better way to make a living? Yeah, maybe it's not what everyone does, but it was pretty fucking good!
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You're chaos incarnate man
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Our whole lives
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you've been getting me into trouble and holding me back
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Oh I'm holding you back right
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I remember like ten years ago
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the night we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral
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you were all like I need to shit or get off the pot
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You said Shit or get off the pot not me
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You got all fired up about taking charge of your life
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and what'd you do
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You worked at the store till the place burned down
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I took courses at Brookdale
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And dropped out
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Because you stopped going
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Because we were just killing time with those classes
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One semester
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we took Criminology for Christ's sake
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What the fuck were we training to be Batman
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At least we were doing something
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instead of wasting our lives in some fucking convenience store
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You know what
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You can badmouth Quick Stop all you want but I miss that place
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I loved working there
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I look back on that period as the best time in my life
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Now I know you're fuckin' nuts
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Why Because I enjoyed what I did
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I got to watch movies
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fuck with assholes and hang out with my best friend
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all day
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Can you think of a better way to make a living
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Yeah maybe it's not what everyone does
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but it was pretty fucking good
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Movie Summary
A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
