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Clerks III

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.

Director

Kevin Smith

Year

Genre

Box Office

$3,738,854

Production

View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

Awards

N/A

Homepage

https://clerks3.movie/

Part of Collection

Clerks Collection: Clerks, Clerks II, Clerks III

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Dante

Brian O'Halloran

Randal

Hot Goalie

Vincent Pereira

Hockey Player

Hockey Player

Hockey Player

Walter Flanagan

Hockey Player

Hockey Player

Ernest O'Donnell

Hockey Player

Michael Belicose

Jay

Silent Bob

RST Customer

Elias

Elias' Mom

Elias' Dad

Blockchain Coltrane

Cereal Mom

Jordan Monsanto

Cereal Kid

ER Bleeder 1

Kevin O'Donnell

Doctor Ladenheim

ER Nurse

Phallon Adriana

Shaving Nurse

Anesthesiologist

Waiting Room Lady

Becky

Auditioner 1

Auditioner 2

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Auditioner 3

Auditioner 4

Melissa Benoist

Auditioner 5

Auditioner 6

Auditioner 7

Auditioner 8

Donnell Rawlings

Auditioner 9

Auditioner 10

Auditioner 11

Auditioner 12

Auditioner 13

Auditioner 14

Auditioner 15

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Auditioner 16

Anthony Michael Hall

Auditioner 17

Jake Richardson

Auditioner 18

Auditioner 19

Veronica

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Car Sex Selfie Snapper

Emma

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

In a Row Guy's Kid

Pringles Guy

Cat Customer

Look at This Fucking Guy

Door Puller

Dental School Renter

Betsy Broussard

Caged Animal Masturbator

Smoking Girl

Cohee 'Killer' Lundin

Ruse Lady

Thomas the Roofer

Son of Thomas the Roofer

Thomas Burke Jr.

Chewlies Gum Rep

Heather Jones

Kimberly Gharbi

True Believer

Christian Cordes

Mooby

Mooby Manager

Mooby's Minion

Little Lisa

AnnaMarie Brown

Little Lisa's Mom

Michelle Buteau

Little Lisa's Dad

Night Nurse

Doctor Mayor

ER Bleeder 2

Priest

Milly

Harley Quinn Smith

Frustrated Customer

Nicholas Joseph Binckes

Frustrated Customer

Joseph Digennaro

Frustrated Customer

Frustrated Customer

Cindy Sue Miller

Frustrated Customer

Micah Miller Greenburg

Frustrated Customer

Shannon Scheffling

Frustrated Customer

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Malcolm Baldwin

Hospital Staff

Christine Weiss Beidel

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Kimberly Carter

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Gregory Chwatko

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Christopher Cullen

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Diamandi Devereaux

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Darryle Jermaine

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Constance Porcellini

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

William Reichert

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Michelle Santiago

Hospital Staff

Robert Senkewicz

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Gary Sypniewski

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Georgette Timoney

Hospital Staff

Michael Vorpahl

Hospital Staff

Hospital Staff

Playhouse Auditioner

Setty Brosevelt

Playhouse Auditioner

Bobby Favoretto

Playhouse Auditioner

Playhouse Auditioner

Playhouse Auditioner

Julio M Pumarejo Jr.

Playhouse Auditioner

Playhouse Auditioner

Playhouse Auditioner

Frank Tarantino

Playhouse Auditioner

Melanie Waldman

ER Patient

Kevin D. Benton

Customer

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Jay Randal Elias Dante Auditioner Auditioner 11 Veronica

Oh good Yeah - Clerks III

[Jay singing]
♪ Pork roll, egg and cheese ♪ - Clerks III

[Jay singing] ♪ Pork roll, egg and cheese ♪

[mutters] One... One
hundred dollars even. - Clerks III

[mutters] One... One hundred dollars even.

[coughing, sneezing] - Clerks III

[coughing, sneezing]

What'cha looking at, man?
That's how we did it in the '90s, son! - Clerks III

What'cha looking at, man? That's how we did it in ...

[Blockchain whistling] - Clerks III

[Blockchain whistling]

[whispering] - Clerks III

You belong to one
of these religious death cults - Clerks III

You belong to one of these religious death cults

For the last time, Randal,
I'm not in a religious death cult. - Clerks III

For the last time, Randal, I'm not in a religious death...

Block chain Coltrane and I are co-founders
of the Christian Crypto Club. - Clerks III

Block chain Coltrane and I are co-founders of the Christian ...

This is either a Lord of the Rings thing - Clerks III

This is either a Lord of the Rings thing

- [whispering]
- [snickers] - Clerks III

- [whispering] - [snickers]

It's... [stammers] pretty clever wordplay, - Clerks III

It's... [stammers] pretty clever wordplay,

Oh, shit, I think I get it now. - Clerks III

Oh, shit, I think I get it now.

Looks like Elias has got
his own Silent Bob. - Clerks III

Looks like Elias has got his own Silent Bob.

Randal has taken the Lord's name
in vain again, Mr. Dante. - Clerks III

Randal has taken the Lord's name in vain again, Mr. Dan...

Please stop calling me Mr. Dante.
You're 36 years old. - Clerks III

Please stop calling me Mr. Dante. You're 36 years old.

And not for nothing, but how's it taking
the Lord's name in vain - Clerks III

And not for nothing, but how's it taking the Lord'...

When I'm at my lowest,
I always pray to Crom. - Clerks III

When I'm at my lowest, I always pray to Crom.

I really wish you didn't worship
all your false comic book idols - Clerks III

I really wish you didn't worship all your false comic b...

Batman, The Avengers,
Wonder Woman, AOC. - Clerks III

Batman, The Avengers, Wonder Woman, AOC.

He may not be all woke
and shit like Jesus, - Clerks III

He may not be all woke and shit like Jesus,

His God is the Living Dead,
with all that goth-y shit, - Clerks III

His God is the Living Dead, with all that goth-y shit,

[scoffs] - Clerks III

- But what are they doing here?
- I thought we could sell them. - Clerks III

- But what are they doing here? - I thought we could sell th...

Are you se... Who the fuck
flies kites anymore? - Clerks III

Are you se... Who the fuck flies kites anymore?

What century is this, Ben Franklin,
and what kind of kid in this day and age - Clerks III

What century is this, Ben Franklin, and what kind of kid in ...

Who in their right mind is going to buy
one of your creepy Christ kites? - Clerks III

Who in their right mind is going to buy one of your creepy C...

- I would.
- [scoffs] You did, like 30 times. - Clerks III

- I would. - [scoffs] You did, like 30 times.

The only way anyone on the internet would
care about this old timey bullshit - Clerks III

The only way anyone on the internet would care about this ol...

[giggling] - Clerks III

I don't think there's anything
particularly "metal" about blasphemy. - Clerks III

I don't think there's anything particularly "...

Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's
head are as metal as it gets. - Clerks III

Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's head are as meta...

[exhales sharply] - Clerks III

[exhales sharply]

The Bad Thief said, "If you are
really the Son of God, - Clerks III

The Bad Thief said, "If you are really the Son of God,

Call him "The Practical Thief
with Common Fucking Sense." - Clerks III

Call him "The Practical Thief with Common Fucking Sense...

What the fuck are butt thieves - Clerks III

What the fuck are butt thieves

Uh, well, then the Good Thief said, - Clerks III

Uh, well, then the Good Thief said,

[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending
story is, even in Heaven, - Clerks III

[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending story is, even in...

[inhales sharply]
The moral of the story is, - Clerks III

[inhales sharply] The moral of the story is,

[groans] Not that I want
to prolong your sermon, - Clerks III

[groans] Not that I want to prolong your sermon,

Maybe the Bad Thief thought Jesus
had a Bourne Identity thing going on, - Clerks III

Maybe the Bad Thief thought Jesus had a Bourne Identity thin...

"He was born in a manger.
Now he's Bourne again. - Clerks III

"He was born in a manger. Now he's Bourne again.

Matt Damon is Jesus Bourne - Clerks III

Matt Damon is Jesus Bourne

I can't catch my breath man - Clerks III

I can't catch my breath man

- You said you can't breathe!
- [breathes heavily] - Clerks III

- You said you can't breathe! - [breathes heavily]

- I'm trying to breathe.
- You're really sweating, Randal. - Clerks III

- I'm trying to breathe. - You're really sweating,...

[siren wailing] - Clerks III

[siren wailing]

Well, if you know what's wrong,
then I guess I can go home. - Clerks III

Well, if you know what's wrong, then I guess I can go h...

[cackling madly] - Clerks III

[cackling madly]

I apologize for my wardrobe.
I just came from a costume ball. - Clerks III

I apologize for my wardrobe. I just came from a costume ball...

You're having a heart attack
right now as we speak, - Clerks III

You're having a heart attack right now as we speak,

I'm going to go get all glammed up
for our big date - Clerks III

I'm going to go get all glammed up for our big date

♪ Shave and a haircut, two bits ♪ - Clerks III

♪ Shave and a haircut, two bits ♪

Surgery? No! The doctor just said
I'm going to the O.R. - Clerks III

Surgery? No! The doctor just said I'm going to the O.R.

Right, which is short for operating room, - Clerks III

Right, which is short for operating room,

She's going to thread a camera
through his femoral artery - Clerks III

She's going to thread a camera through his femoral arte...

So I gotta shave you.
Or I get to shave you, - Clerks III

So I gotta shave you. Or I get to shave you,

So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after
Dateline every single week... - Clerks III

So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after Dateline every single...

I gotta shave your groin, sir,
so underwear too. - Clerks III

I gotta shave your groin, sir, so underwear too.

We're running out of time here
to save your life. So come on, let's go. - Clerks III

We're running out of time here to save your life. So co...

Can you avert your eyes, block
your ears and sing something, please? - Clerks III

Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something,...

I promise you, it's nothing
I've not seen before, - Clerks III

I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before,

If I take off my underwear, everyone
in the ER. is gonna see my little dick, - Clerks III

If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see...

Unfortunately, this is
as far as you can go, - Clerks III

Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go,

You got this. [sniffles] - Clerks III

You got this. [sniffles]

["Mark the Map"
by Carlo Magliocco playing] - Clerks III

["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing]

How am I supposed to get to his femoral
artery if he's wearing Squeezies? - Clerks III

How am I supposed to get to his femoral artery if he's ...

[sobbing] This is all my fault. - Clerks III

[sobbing] This is all my fault.

I prayed to God to smite Randal, - Clerks III

I prayed to God to smite Randal,

[sobbing] - Clerks III

Pray with me, Mr. Dante.
[exhales sharply] - Clerks III

Pray with me, Mr. Dante. [exhales sharply]

Spare the heretic I damned in jest. - Clerks III

Spare the heretic I damned in jest.

"Jesus did no wrong
whereas we are but thieves." - Clerks III

"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves."

I can tell by your very subtle tattoo
that you're a superhero fan, - Clerks III

I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a sup...

- Uh-huh.
- You know, - Clerks III

- Uh-huh. - You know,

Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy
that Ranger Danger has to fight? - Clerks III

Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger D...

Because in 80% of the cases, - Clerks III

Because in 80% of the cases,

But don't worry,
you're gonna be in the 20%, - Clerks III

But don't worry, you're gonna be in the 20%,

Now, if you excuse me, - Clerks III

Now, if you excuse me,

So if you remember any prayers
from when you were a kid, - Clerks III

So if you remember any prayers from when you were a kid,

Please don't let me die. - Clerks III

Please don't let me die.

After all this time devoting
my life to God... - Clerks III

After all this time devoting my life to God...

I think Jesus was always more
of a WaWa guy. - Clerks III

I think Jesus was always more of a WaWa guy.

Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty
to a fictional fucking phantom. - Clerks III

Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty to a fictional fucking...

In my darkest hour, when I need Him most,
the Lord totally ghosts me? - Clerks III

In my darkest hour, when I need Him most, the Lord totally g...

Well, to hell
with all that made-up Jesus jive. - Clerks III

Well, to hell with all that made-up Jesus jive.

[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night, - Clerks III

[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night,

I mean, isn't he kind of like
the Optimus Prime of evil? - Clerks III

I mean, isn't he kind of like the Optimus Prime of evil...

[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin, - Clerks III

[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin,

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Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Kevin Smith

Writer: Kevin Smith

Production: View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 50/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $3,738,854

Released: 16 Sep 2022

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://clerks3.movie/

Clerks Collection: Clerks, Clerks II, Clerks III

Also watch: MK Ultra, Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm, Clerks II, The Jesus Rolls, Bullet, Tiger Zinda Hai, Clerks, Innocence, Raymond & Ray, Christmas Bloody Christmas, I migliori giorni, Tokyo Revengers, Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!, No Game No Life: Zero, Teen Wolf, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons, Joy Ride