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After all this time devoting my life to God
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Clerks III

After all this time devotingmy life to God

After all this time devoting
my life to God

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After all this time devoting my life to God...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:36
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I think Jesus was always more of a WaWa guy. - Clerks III 00:04
I think Jesus was always more of a WaWa guy.
Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty to a fictional fucking phantom. - Clerks III 00:06
Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty to a fictional fucking...
In my darkest hour, when I need Him most, the Lord totally ghosts me? - Clerks III 00:05
In my darkest hour, when I need Him most, the Lord totally g...
Well, to hell with all that made-up Jesus jive. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, to hell with all that made-up Jesus jive.
[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night, - Clerks III 00:09
[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night,
I mean, isn't he kind of like the Optimus Prime of evil? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, isn't he kind of like the Optimus Prime of evil...
[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin, - Clerks III 00:07
[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin,
And that's when, I shit you not, - Clerks III 00:07
And that's when, I shit you not,
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Return of the Jedi, - Clerks III 00:10
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Ret...
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly] - Clerks III 00:07
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly]
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I need your help now. - Clerks III 00:04
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I nee...
I'm going to open this stent and all you have to do - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to open this stent and all you have to do
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way." - Clerks III 00:06
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way."
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian. - Clerks III 00:13
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian.
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again.
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Zaius combined. - Clerks III 00:06
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Z...
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show, - Clerks III 00:11
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show,
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life. - Clerks III 00:05
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life.
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Generation)" playing] - Clerks III 00:07
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Gene...
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do the whole thing sober. - Clerks III 00:04
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do t...