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Clerks III

All right? Now my bill is in the mail

All right? Now my bill is in the mail

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.413
All right? Now my bill is in the mail.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:08
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that OR. alive tonight. - Clerks III 00:06
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that ...
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I leave my apartment. - Clerks III 00:06
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I le...
But today, - Clerks III 00:09
But today,
There was an 80% chance - Clerks III 00:05
There was an 80% chance
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fact - Clerks III 00:06
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fac...
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call that ambulance today. - Clerks III 00:04
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call th...
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die... - Clerks III 00:04
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die...
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes. - Clerks III 00:04
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes.
It sucked. [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:10
It sucked. [scoffs]
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal. - Clerks III 00:04
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal.
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias would remember I even existed. - Clerks III 00:06
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias wo...
I mean, look at me, man! I'm almost 50. - Clerks III 00:05
I mean, look at me, man! I'm almost 50.
I sit around and watch the same stupid movies over and over. - Clerks III 00:05
I sit around and watch the same stupid movies over and over.
I don't know. You know so much about all that stuff. - Clerks III 00:05
I don't know. You know so much about all that stuff.
I've been watching movies all my life, - Clerks III 00:08
I've been watching movies all my life,
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on borrowed time. - Clerks III 00:05
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on b...
So no more watching movies, - Clerks III 00:05
So no more watching movies,
[machine beeps] - Clerks III 00:08
[machine beeps]
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School. - Clerks III 00:05
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School.
I worked in a video store for 20 years - Clerks III 00:06
I worked in a video store for 20 years