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Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high grass
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Clerks III

Almost. What happened is,I was taking a shit in the high grass when a rattlesnake came...

Almost. What happened is,
I was taking a shit in the high grass when a rattlesnake came up
and bit me right on the asshole

Full Transcript

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Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high grass
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when a rattlesnake came up and bit me right on the asshole.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:52
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out. - Clerks III 00:05
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out.
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man, - Clerks III 00:10
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man,
Dental School? - Clerks III 00:09
Dental School?
[chuckles] - Clerks III 00:06
[chuckles]
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago. - Clerks III 00:04
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you know? - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you ...
Uh, well, let's see, - Clerks III 00:09
Uh, well, let's see,
That's, like, approximately $10,220. - Clerks III 00:07
That's, like, approximately $10,220.
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-year-old copy of Dental School - Clerks III 00:08
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-yea...
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying, - Clerks III 00:09
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying,
That's not a scene randal - Clerks III 00:09
That's not a scene randal
[Dante] "In Convenience"? - Clerks III 00:09
[Dante] "In Convenience"?
"There is only one return and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi." - Clerks III 00:14
"There is only one return and it ain't of the King...
Ah, yes. Blockchain would like to understand - Clerks III 00:09
Ah, yes. Blockchain would like to understand
Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole life. - Clerks III 00:04
Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole li...
- What's wrong with Dan-T? - [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:06
- What's wrong with Dan-T? - [scoffs]
I'm in this convenience store way more than you, - Clerks III 00:06
I'm in this convenience store way more than you,
- I had a lot of exposition to do. - [sighs] - Clerks III 00:07
- I had a lot of exposition to do. - [sighs]
Well, maybe Dan-T's not you. Do you ever think of that? - Clerks III 00:05
Well, maybe Dan-T's not you. Do you ever think of that?
"Dan-T's hideous fuckin' chud of a beard doesn't suggest Tony Stark - Clerks III 00:10
"Dan-T's hideous fuckin' chud of a beard does...