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And that's when the Good Thief said
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Clerks III

And that's when the Good Thief said, "Jesus did no wrong,whereas we are but thieves." What...

And that's when the Good Thief said, "Jesus did no wrong,
whereas we are but thieves." What the fuck are butt thieves?

Full Transcript

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And that's when the Good Thief said,
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"Jesus did no wrong, whereas we are but thieves."
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What the fuck are butt thieves?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:02
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I don't know if any of you know this, but I'm a Satanist now. - Clerks III 00:05
I don't know if any of you know this, but I'm a Sa...
And while I may be the devil's concubine, - Clerks III 00:06
And while I may be the devil's concubine,
And because Mr. Dante was the best person that I ever knew, - Clerks III 00:10
And because Mr. Dante was the best person that I ever knew,
"Dante's Inferno." No. - Clerks III 00:04
"Dante's Inferno." No.
"Dante's Paradise!" Si. - Clerks III 00:04
"Dante's Paradise!" Si.
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today. - Clerks III 00:06
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today.
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in The Wrath of Khan, - Clerks III 00:19
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in ...
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks, - Clerks III 00:09
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks,
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew... - Clerks III 00:06
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew...
You're not even supposed to be here today - Clerks III 00:05
You're not even supposed to be here today
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief, - Clerks III 00:05
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief,
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only fanboy, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only...
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's, - Clerks III 00:06
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's,
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you and me, buddy. - Clerks III 00:04
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you...
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit.
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit.
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for Dante? - Clerks III 00:05
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for ...
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had, - Clerks III 00:08
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had,
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed himself. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed h...
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right? - Clerks III 00:05
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right?