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Clerks III

And that's when, I shit you not, Luke fuckin' Skywalker shows up

And that's when, I shit you not, Luke fuckin' Skywalker shows up

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And that's when, I shit you not,
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Luke fuckin' Skywalker shows up.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:07
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Return of the Jedi, - Clerks III 00:10
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Ret...
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly] - Clerks III 00:07
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly]
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I need your help now. - Clerks III 00:04
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I nee...
I'm going to open this stent and all you have to do - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to open this stent and all you have to do
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way." - Clerks III 00:06
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way."
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian. - Clerks III 00:13
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian.
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again.
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Zaius combined. - Clerks III 00:06
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Z...
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show, - Clerks III 00:11
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show,
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life. - Clerks III 00:05
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life.
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Generation)" playing] - Clerks III 00:07
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Gene...
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do the whole thing sober. - Clerks III 00:04
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do t...
Since you were really preoccupied about it, - Clerks III 00:10
Since you were really preoccupied about it,
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable down his throat. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable dow...
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blood. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blo...
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off the vegan menu at Mooby's. - Clerks III 00:05
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off ...
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your friend, - Clerks III 00:06
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your ...
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for - Clerks III 00:05
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression - Clerks III 00:05
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression
Now your friend might sound or act differently now - Clerks III 00:06
Now your friend might sound or act differently now