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Clerks III

But for the first 36 years of your life, you were into Jesus to an unhealthydegree, and...

But for the first 36 years of your life, you were into Jesus to an unhealthy
degree, and that's the Elias
that I based Friar Fuck on

Full Transcript

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But for the first 36 years of your life,
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you were into Jesus to an unhealthy degree,
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and that's the Elias that I based Friar Fuck on.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:10
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget, - Clerks III 00:08
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget,
Well, technically, it's $27,575, - Clerks III 00:06
Well, technically, it's $27,575,
So the Crimson Crypto Club could have a lot of money to invest - Clerks III 00:05
So the Crimson Crypto Club could have a lot of money to inve...
We need real loot to make a real movie, - Clerks III 00:07
We need real loot to make a real movie,
[scoffing] - Clerks III 00:09
[scoffing]
Slow down? I almost died, man. It doesn't get any slower than that. - Clerks III 00:05
Slow down? I almost died, man. It doesn't get any slowe...
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or get off the pot. - Clerks III 00:04
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or ...
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the point of being here? - Clerks III 00:05
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the p...
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once. - Clerks III 00:05
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once.
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:07
[scoffs]
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is, - Clerks III 00:06
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is,
I Sit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:06
I Sit on Your Grave.
I Spit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:07
I Spit on Your Grave.
Ah, so this is a dream. - Clerks III 00:04
Ah, so this is a dream.
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger. - Clerks III 00:04
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger.
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your sex drive. - Clerks III 00:06
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your ...
[laughs] - Clerks III 00:05
[laughs]
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir. - Clerks III 00:05
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir.
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together. - Clerks III 00:05
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together.
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing. - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing.