Call him "The Practical Thiefwith Common Fucking Sense." Ah, but the Good Thief said,...
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Call him "The Practical Thief
with Common Fucking Sense." Ah, but the Good Thief said, "Jesus did no wrong,
whereas we are but thieves." What the fuck are butt-thieves?
with Common Fucking Sense." Ah, but the Good Thief said, "Jesus did no wrong,
whereas we are but thieves." What the fuck are butt-thieves?
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Call him "The Practical Thief
with Common Fucking Sense."
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Ah, but the Good Thief said,
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"Jesus did no wrong,
whereas we are but thieves."
00:00:10.885 --> 00:00:12.967
What the fuck are butt-thieves?
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Movie Summary
Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
![[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending
story is, even in Heaven, - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/scoffs-so-the-moral-of-never-ending-story-is-in-heaven.jpg)
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The moral of the story is, - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/inhales-sharply-the-moral-of-the-story-is.jpg)
![[groans] Not that I want
to prolong your sermon, - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/groans-not-i-want-to-prolong-sermon.jpg)
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- [breathes heavily] - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/you-said-cant-breathe-breathes-heavily.jpg)
![[siren wailing] - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/siren-wailing-s283.jpg)
![[cackling madly] - Clerks III](https://clip.cafe/img400/cackling-madly.jpg)
