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Clerks III

Can you avert your eyes, blockyour ears and sing something, please?

Can you avert your eyes, block
your ears and sing something, please?

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Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something, please?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:07
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before, - Clerks III 00:06
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before,
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see my little dick, - Clerks III 00:12
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see...
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go, - Clerks III 00:06
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go,
You got this. [sniffles] - Clerks III 00:05
You got this. [sniffles]
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing] - Clerks III 00:21
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing]
How am I supposed to get to his femoral artery if he's wearing Squeezies? - Clerks III 00:05
How am I supposed to get to his femoral artery if he's ...
[sobbing] This is all my fault. - Clerks III 00:05
[sobbing] This is all my fault.
I prayed to God to smite Randal, - Clerks III 00:09
I prayed to God to smite Randal,
[sobbing] - Clerks III 00:05
[sobbing]
Pray with me, Mr. Dante. [exhales sharply] - Clerks III 00:08
Pray with me, Mr. Dante. [exhales sharply]
Spare the heretic I damned in jest. - Clerks III 00:05
Spare the heretic I damned in jest.
"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves." - Clerks III 00:08
"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves."
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a superhero fan, - Clerks III 00:06
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a sup...
- Uh-huh. - You know, - Clerks III 00:05
- Uh-huh. - You know,
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger Danger has to fight? - Clerks III 00:05
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger D...
Because in 80% of the cases, - Clerks III 00:05
Because in 80% of the cases,
But don't worry, you're gonna be in the 20%, - Clerks III 00:06
But don't worry, you're gonna be in the 20%,
Now, if you excuse me, - Clerks III 00:09
Now, if you excuse me,
So if you remember any prayers from when you were a kid, - Clerks III 00:06
So if you remember any prayers from when you were a kid,
Please don't let me die. - Clerks III 00:07
Please don't let me die.