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Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger
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Clerks III

Hooo ahhhh

Randal:

Can you give me one like Arnold Schwarzenegger? Auditioner:
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
I'm not even supposed to be here today! Randal:
But can you, uh, Pacino that shit? Auditioner:
[as Al Pacino]
Hooo ahhhh

Full Transcript

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Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger
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I'm not even supposed to be here today
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But can you uh Pacino that shit
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Ooh ah
Duration
10 seconds
Views
254
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:55
Uploaded
Nov 14, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.

Actors

Jeff Anderson
Randal
Jeff Anderson
Auditioner
Grace Smith
Ben Affleck
Auditioner 11
Ben Affleck
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?! - Clerks III 00:05
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?!
That came from a real deep, personal place. - Clerks III 00:04
That came from a real deep, personal place.
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically trained in New York. - Clerks III 00:04
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically tra...
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Because it could be... - Clerks III 00:04
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Bec...
♪ I'm not even ♪ - Clerks III 00:12
♪ I'm not even ♪
"I'll fuck anything that moves." - Clerks III 00:05
"I'll fuck anything that moves."
And, fool, I always carry a machete. - Clerks III 00:05
And, fool, I always carry a machete.
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be ashamed. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be asha...
[scoffing] - Clerks III 00:06
[scoffing]
I think that's why they won Oscars. - Clerks III 00:04
I think that's why they won Oscars.
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie with marionettes. - Clerks III 00:06
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie w...
If it's your money, then how come I have to raise it? - Clerks III 00:05
If it's your money, then how come I have to raise it?
It's funny, - Clerks III 00:05
It's funny,
So, uh, which one of these guys gets to play me? - Clerks III 00:04
So, uh, which one of these guys gets to play me?
All right, already, we're closing. Gee whiz! - Clerks III 00:05
All right, already, we're closing. Gee whiz!
Why? You're highly offending me! - Clerks III 00:04
Why? You're highly offending me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. I'm sorry, ma'am, we're... closed. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. I'm sorry, ma'am, we'...
Thanks. What's a Blade Runner? - Clerks III 00:09
Thanks. What's a Blade Runner?
Neither was Howard Stern, but he acted in the movie about his life. - Clerks III 00:04
Neither was Howard Stern, but he acted in the movie about hi...
Better than Howard Stern did in Private Parts? - Clerks III 00:05
Better than Howard Stern did in Private Parts?