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Clerks III

It's just beena shit day. I had two cancellations,my ex calls to tell me that he's not...

[exhales sharply] It's just been
a shit day. [sobbing] I had two cancellations,
my ex calls to tell me that he's not putting our
daughter's car on his insurance, and so now, somehow,
she's pissed at me

Full Transcript

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[exhales sharply]
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It's just been a shit day. [sobbing]
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I had two cancellations, my ex calls to tell me
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that he's not putting our daughter's car on his insurance,
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and so now, somehow, she's pissed at me.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:41
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
And then I see you, and... and say that shit. - Clerks III 00:05
And then I see you, and... and say that shit.
If Randal told me he was going to send you the script, I would've said no way. - Clerks III 00:04
If Randal told me he was going to send you the script, I wou...
Because it's... it's really nice to see you. - Clerks III 00:04
Because it's... it's really nice to see you.
It's really nice to see you Even under the circumstances - Clerks III 00:19
It's really nice to see you Even under the...
You don't look a day over... 37. - Clerks III 00:05
You don't look a day over... 37.
[chuckling] - Clerks III 00:08
[chuckling]
"Silent Bob, you are a rude motherfucker. - Clerks III 00:06
"Silent Bob, you are a rude motherfucker.
But you are cute as hell." - Clerks III 00:06
But you are cute as hell."
Silent Bob! You are a rrrrr-rude motherfucker! - Clerks III 00:06
Silent Bob! You are a rrrrr-rude motherfucker!
[sneezing] - Clerks III 00:04
[sneezing]
We don't want him going anywhere near a litter box until we're ready to shoot. - Clerks III 00:04
We don't want him going anywhere near a litter box unti...
I didn't suffer enough when I almost died from a heart attack, - Clerks III 00:07
I didn't suffer enough when I almost died from a heart ...
My allergies have made me immune to your emotional blackmail. - Clerks III 00:04
My allergies have made me immune to your emotional blackmail...
Check out this acting. [clears throat] - Clerks III 00:07
Check out this acting. [clears throat]
Oh, you know, I feel like that kid that worked in the video store, - Clerks III 00:07
Oh, you know, I feel like that kid that worked in the video ...
How do you feel today after your Range Rover sleepover last night? - Clerks III 00:04
How do you feel today after your Range Rover sleepover last ...
When I said to be a producer, I didn't mean produce a late-in-life child. - Clerks III 00:05
When I said to be a producer, I didn't mean produce a l...
Man, don't be acting like you know all the industry slang and shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Man, don't be acting like you know all the industry sla...
Me and Silent Bob are the only ones here who've actually been on a movie set. - Clerks III 00:04
Me and Silent Bob are the only ones here who've actuall...
- Twice. - [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:06
- Twice. - [scoffs]