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Clerks III

Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recentlydivorced, and I figured I'd give this shit a go.Uh

Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently
divorced, and I figured I'd give this shit a go.
Uh

Full Transcript

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Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently divorced,
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and I figured I'd give this shit a go. Uh...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:11
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah! - Clerks III 00:05
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. - Clerks III 00:07
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
That's a nom de plume. - Clerks III 00:06
That's a nom de plume.
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger - Clerks III 00:10
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?! - Clerks III 00:05
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?!
That came from a real deep, personal place. - Clerks III 00:04
That came from a real deep, personal place.
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically trained in New York. - Clerks III 00:04
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically tra...
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Because it could be... - Clerks III 00:04
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Bec...
♪ I'm not even ♪ - Clerks III 00:12
♪ I'm not even ♪
"I'll fuck anything that moves." - Clerks III 00:05
"I'll fuck anything that moves."
And, fool, I always carry a machete. - Clerks III 00:05
And, fool, I always carry a machete.
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be ashamed. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be asha...
[scoffing] - Clerks III 00:06
[scoffing]
I think that's why they won Oscars. - Clerks III 00:04
I think that's why they won Oscars.
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie with marionettes. - Clerks III 00:06
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie w...
If it's your money, then how come I have to raise it? - Clerks III 00:05
If it's your money, then how come I have to raise it?
It's funny, - Clerks III 00:05
It's funny,
So, uh, which one of these guys gets to play me? - Clerks III 00:04
So, uh, which one of these guys gets to play me?
All right, already, we're closing. Gee whiz! - Clerks III 00:05
All right, already, we're closing. Gee whiz!
Why? You're highly offending me! - Clerks III 00:04
Why? You're highly offending me!