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Clerks III

"I assure you we're open." I don't get it

"I assure you we're open." I don't get it

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"I assure you we're open."
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I don't get it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
150
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:49
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Some savages are always sticking gum in the locks, - Clerks III 00:07
Some savages are always sticking gum in the locks,
- You're not allowed to rent here anymore! - Yeah! - Clerks III 00:05
- You're not allowed to rent here anymore! - Yeah!
Okay, now just give me 10 minutes and then I'll be ready to do mine. - Clerks III 00:05
Okay, now just give me 10 minutes and then I'll be read...
Wah, Ricky! - Clerks III 00:04
Wah, Ricky!
I mean, Luke gets his hand cutoff, finds out Vader's his father, - Clerks III 00:07
I mean, Luke gets his hand cutoff, finds out Vader's hi...
"Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett." - Clerks III 00:06
"Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett."
No, you said, "Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett." - Clerks III 00:09
No, you said, "Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett...
You can blame Dante for ad-libbing all over my movie - Clerks III 00:07
You can blame Dante for ad-libbing all over my movie
- Do I come in now, Randal? - Not yet, Thomas. Back. - Clerks III 00:05
- Do I come in now, Randal? - Not yet, Thomas. Back.
- Stop fucking shit up, Thomas. - [Thomas Jr.] Hey, fuck-o. - Clerks III 00:04
- Stop fucking shit up, Thomas. - [Thomas Jr.] Hey, fuck-o.
That is the Jersey-est thing I've ever heard or seen in my life. [laughs] - Clerks III 00:07
That is the Jersey-est thing I've ever heard or seen in...
That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like this. - Clerks III 00:05
That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like th...
So why don't you put the cigarettes back and try some gum instead? - Clerks III 00:05
So why don't you put the cigarettes back and try some g...
I'm a method actor. I ditched the model lung for this tripe I got at FoodTown. - Clerks III 00:05
I'm a method actor. I ditched the model lung for this t...
I used my power of stagecraft to see that stomach as a lung. - Clerks III 00:05
I used my power of stagecraft to see that stomach as a lung.
Cut, cut, out! I can't abide by this racist shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Cut, cut, out! I can't abide by this racist shit.
And calling some guy an Asian design major - Clerks III 00:08
And calling some guy an Asian design major
The guy literally majored in Asian design. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy literally majored in Asian design.
Wasn't he a, uh, Asian student who was also a design major? - Clerks III 00:04
Wasn't he a, uh, Asian student who was also a design ma...
He was a passionate student of Asian design. - Clerks III 00:04
He was a passionate student of Asian design.