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Clerks III

I can't believe you made me Signa non-disclosure agreement, only to read that I'm not even...

I can't believe you made me Sign
a non-disclosure agreement, only to read that I'm not even one of the main characters
in the story of your life

Full Transcript

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I can't believe you made me Sign a non-disclosure agreement,
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only to read that I'm not even
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one of the main characters in the story of your life.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:09
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I mean, I knew I was never the Luke, but I thought I was at least the Han. - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, I knew I was never the Luke, but I thought I was at ...
Unless this is Empire. Then I'm the Lando, and he's the Lobot. - Clerks III 00:04
Unless this is Empire. Then I'm the Lando, and he'...
No. Jay and Silent Bob are clearly the C-3PO and R2-D2. - Clerks III 00:05
No. Jay and Silent Bob are clearly the C-3PO and R2-D2.
I mean, they've been here since the first movie, - Clerks III 00:10
I mean, they've been here since the first movie,
So if I'm not Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando, - Clerks III 00:12
So if I'm not Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando,
You know, the guy who's ready to take on the whole Empire himself - Clerks III 00:06
You know, the guy who's ready to take on the whole Empi...
I mean, Dak was plucky as shit, man, just like you. - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, Dak was plucky as shit, man, just like you.
Yes, I have a problem with the Friar Fuck character, - Clerks III 00:06
Yes, I have a problem with the Friar Fuck character,
Friar Fuck, uh, loves Jesus... - Clerks III 00:04
Friar Fuck, uh, loves Jesus...
Because it was Satan who saved you - Clerks III 00:09
Because it was Satan who saved you
I get that you just broke up with your boyfriend Jesus recently, - Clerks III 00:08
I get that you just broke up with your boyfriend Jesus recen...
But for the first 36 years of your life, - Clerks III 00:09
But for the first 36 years of your life,
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget, - Clerks III 00:08
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget,
Well, technically, it's $27,575, - Clerks III 00:06
Well, technically, it's $27,575,
So the Crimson Crypto Club could have a lot of money to invest - Clerks III 00:05
So the Crimson Crypto Club could have a lot of money to inve...
We need real loot to make a real movie, - Clerks III 00:07
We need real loot to make a real movie,
[scoffing] - Clerks III 00:09
[scoffing]
Slow down? I almost died, man. It doesn't get any slower than that. - Clerks III 00:05
Slow down? I almost died, man. It doesn't get any slowe...
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or get off the pot. - Clerks III 00:04
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or ...
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the point of being here? - Clerks III 00:05
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the p...