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Clerks III

I didn't suffer enough when Ialmost died from a heart attack, which, I might add, was...

I didn't suffer enough when I
almost died from a heart attack, which, I might add, was after
a heated exchange about kites?

Full Transcript

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I didn't suffer enough when I almost died from a heart attack,
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which, I might add, was after a heated exchange about kites?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:44
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
My allergies have made me immune to your emotional blackmail. - Clerks III 00:04
My allergies have made me immune to your emotional blackmail...
Check out this acting. [clears throat] - Clerks III 00:07
Check out this acting. [clears throat]
Oh, you know, I feel like that kid that worked in the video store, - Clerks III 00:07
Oh, you know, I feel like that kid that worked in the video ...
How do you feel today after your Range Rover sleepover last night? - Clerks III 00:04
How do you feel today after your Range Rover sleepover last ...
When I said to be a producer, I didn't mean produce a late-in-life child. - Clerks III 00:05
When I said to be a producer, I didn't mean produce a l...
Man, don't be acting like you know all the industry slang and shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Man, don't be acting like you know all the industry sla...
Me and Silent Bob are the only ones here who've actually been on a movie set. - Clerks III 00:04
Me and Silent Bob are the only ones here who've actuall...
- Twice. - [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:06
- Twice. - [scoffs]
Yes, he's an unconventional choice, but you are an unconventional filmmaker - Clerks III 00:07
Yes, he's an unconventional choice, but you are an unco...
Yeah, you want me to entrust the story of my life to The Quiet Place. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, you want me to entrust the story of my life to The Qui...
Okay, so we just scouted in here, - Clerks III 00:06
Okay, so we just scouted in here,
So Silent Bob wants to shoot the whole movie in black and white. - Clerks III 00:05
So Silent Bob wants to shoot the whole movie in black and wh...
And any filmmaker worth their salt - Clerks III 00:06
And any filmmaker worth their salt
The only way you could deal with them is to neutralize them - Clerks III 00:19
The only way you could deal with them is to neutralize them
However, I'm shooting it in black and white, - Clerks III 00:06
However, I'm shooting it in black and white,
Jesus, he looks fat. - Clerks III 00:05
Jesus, he looks fat.
I know. So? Hello. - Clerks III 00:08
I know. So? Hello.
Full of assholes, but at least it's not Jersey. - Clerks III 00:13
Full of assholes, but at least it's not Jersey.
Fuck no. - Clerks III 00:04
Fuck no.
Oh! Then double fuck no. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh! Then double fuck no.