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Clerks III

I figured, since you'rejust laying around here, you little heart attack copycat

I figured, since you're
just laying around here, you little heart attack copycat

Full Transcript

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I figured, since you're just laying around here,
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you little heart attack copycat...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:17
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I said at the store. - Clerks III 00:04
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I ...
I never, never would have made this movie without you. - Clerks III 00:05
I never, never would have made this movie without you.
You're the main character in my Star Wars. - Clerks III 00:09
You're the main character in my Star Wars.
You've always been my hero Dante - Clerks III 00:04
You've always been my hero Dante
[sighs] - Clerks III 00:06
[sighs]
That was the best movie I ever saw - Clerks III 00:10
That was the best movie I ever saw
What's goin' on? [sniffles] - Clerks III 00:05
What's goin' on? [sniffles]
Don't leave me. - Clerks III 00:08
Don't leave me.
And that's when the Good Thief said, - Clerks III 00:11
And that's when the Good Thief said,
I don't know if any of you know this, but I'm a Satanist now. - Clerks III 00:05
I don't know if any of you know this, but I'm a Sa...
And while I may be the devil's concubine, - Clerks III 00:06
And while I may be the devil's concubine,
And because Mr. Dante was the best person that I ever knew, - Clerks III 00:10
And because Mr. Dante was the best person that I ever knew,
"Dante's Inferno." No. - Clerks III 00:04
"Dante's Inferno." No.
"Dante's Paradise!" Si. - Clerks III 00:04
"Dante's Paradise!" Si.
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today. - Clerks III 00:06
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today.
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in The Wrath of Khan, - Clerks III 00:19
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in ...
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks, - Clerks III 00:09
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks,
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew... - Clerks III 00:06
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew...
You're not even supposed to be here today - Clerks III 00:05
You're not even supposed to be here today
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief, - Clerks III 00:05
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief,