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I really wish you didn't worship all your false comic book idols
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Clerks III

I really wish you didn't worshipall your false comic book idols and satanic superheroes

I really wish you didn't worship
all your false comic book idols and satanic superheroes

Full Transcript

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I really wish you didn't worship all your false comic book idols
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and satanic superheroes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:36
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Batman, The Avengers, Wonder Woman, AOC. - Clerks III 00:05
Batman, The Avengers, Wonder Woman, AOC.
He may not be all woke and shit like Jesus, - Clerks III 00:05
He may not be all woke and shit like Jesus,
His God is the Living Dead, with all that goth-y shit, - Clerks III 00:07
His God is the Living Dead, with all that goth-y shit,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:08
[scoffs]
- But what are they doing here? - I thought we could sell them. - Clerks III 00:04
- But what are they doing here? - I thought we could sell th...
Are you se... Who the fuck flies kites anymore? - Clerks III 00:04
Are you se... Who the fuck flies kites anymore?
What century is this, Ben Franklin, and what kind of kid in this day and age - Clerks III 00:09
What century is this, Ben Franklin, and what kind of kid in ...
Who in their right mind is going to buy one of your creepy Christ kites? - Clerks III 00:04
Who in their right mind is going to buy one of your creepy C...
- I would. - [scoffs] You did, like 30 times. - Clerks III 00:05
- I would. - [scoffs] You did, like 30 times.
The only way anyone on the internet would care about this old timey bullshit - Clerks III 00:09
The only way anyone on the internet would care about this ol...
[giggling] - Clerks III 00:05
[giggling]
I don't think there's anything particularly "metal" about blasphemy. - Clerks III 00:04
I don't think there's anything particularly "...
Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's head are as metal as it gets. - Clerks III 00:06
Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's head are as meta...
[exhales sharply] - Clerks III 00:06
[exhales sharply]
The Bad Thief said, "If you are really the Son of God, - Clerks III 00:10
The Bad Thief said, "If you are really the Son of God,
Call him "The Practical Thief with Common Fucking Sense." - Clerks III 00:13
Call him "The Practical Thief with Common Fucking Sense...
What the fuck are butt thieves - Clerks III 00:04
What the fuck are butt thieves
Uh, well, then the Good Thief said, - Clerks III 00:13
Uh, well, then the Good Thief said,
[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending story is, even in Heaven, - Clerks III 00:06
[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending story is, even in...
[inhales sharply] The moral of the story is, - Clerks III 00:08
[inhales sharply] The moral of the story is,