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Clerks III

I smell like shoe polish and my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks

I smell like shoe polish and my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks

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I smell like shoe polish
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and my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:32
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing like that? - Clerks III 00:04
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing li...
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about this thing you have, - Clerks III 00:07
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking ab...
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy hand, - Clerks III 00:07
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy h...
This is the life of convenience for you - Clerks III 00:08
This is the life of convenience for you
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million miles an hour - Clerks III 00:06
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million ...
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every thing you think - Clerks III 00:08
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every th...
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up - Clerks III 00:06
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack! - Clerks III 00:05
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack!
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?" - Clerks III 00:05
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?"
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived." - Clerks III 00:17
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived...
Because if we're not friends, - Clerks III 00:07
Because if we're not friends,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:05
[scoffs]
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it? - Clerks III 00:06
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it?
I was this close to happily ever after, - Clerks III 00:07
I was this close to happily ever after,
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you! - Clerks III 00:05
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you!
And oh, by the way, fuck you!" - Clerks III 00:06
And oh, by the way, fuck you!"
Some of us have been dead inside ever since. - Clerks III 00:04
Some of us have been dead inside ever since.
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place - Clerks III 00:08
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place
You want to make a movie about your life. - Clerks III 00:07
You want to make a movie about your life.
It's your life! - Clerks III 00:11
It's your life!