To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today
Please log in to add to collections.
Clerks III

I, uh, I thought a lotabout what to say here today

I, uh, I thought a lot
about what to say here today

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.915
I, uh, I thought a lot about what to say here today.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:08
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in The Wrath of Khan, - Clerks III 00:19
I was going to pull from the eulogy that Kirk gave Spock in ...
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks, - Clerks III 00:09
And by the departed, I mean Dante Hicks,
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew... - Clerks III 00:06
So in the words of the best guy I ever knew...
You're not even supposed to be here today - Clerks III 00:05
You're not even supposed to be here today
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief, - Clerks III 00:05
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief,
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only fanboy, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only...
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's, - Clerks III 00:06
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's,
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you and me, buddy. - Clerks III 00:04
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you...
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit.
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit.
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for Dante? - Clerks III 00:05
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for ...
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had, - Clerks III 00:08
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had,
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed himself. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed h...
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right? - Clerks III 00:05
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right?
To what do I owe the pleasure of your entirely unwelcome visit? - Clerks III 00:06
To what do I owe the pleasure of your entirely unwelcome vis...
I loaned Dante 30 grand - Clerks III 00:09
I loaned Dante 30 grand
Now he's gone, and if you can't pay me back, - Clerks III 00:07
Now he's gone, and if you can't pay me back,
[sighs] - Clerks III 00:06
[sighs]
Lend your might to the meek and deliver us from this succubus. - Clerks III 00:06
Lend your might to the meek and deliver us from this succubu...
- The kites are flying! - [yelps] - Clerks III 00:05
- The kites are flying! - [yelps]