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I was this close to happily ever after
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Clerks III

I was this close to happily ever after, and then one drunk driver later

I was this close to happily ever after, and then one drunk driver later

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I was this close to happily ever after,
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and then one drunk driver later...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:35
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you! - Clerks III 00:05
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you!
And oh, by the way, fuck you!" - Clerks III 00:06
And oh, by the way, fuck you!"
Some of us have been dead inside ever since. - Clerks III 00:04
Some of us have been dead inside ever since.
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place - Clerks III 00:08
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place
You want to make a movie about your life. - Clerks III 00:07
You want to make a movie about your life.
It's your life! - Clerks III 00:11
It's your life!
Your life is my life! - Clerks III 00:05
Your life is my life!
I've been there with you the whole time! - Clerks III 00:04
I've been there with you the whole time!
And since you know how hard that life's been on me, - Clerks III 00:07
And since you know how hard that life's been on me,
That maybe I didn't want to relive that fucking life? - Clerks III 00:04
That maybe I didn't want to relive that fucking life?
And I quit... as your fucking friend. - Clerks III 00:06
And I quit... as your fucking friend.
[breathes shakily] - Clerks III 00:05
[breathes shakily]
- [grunts] - [body thuds] - Clerks III 00:06
- [grunts] - [body thuds]
- Dante? Um, excuse me. We're... - What the... - Clerks III 00:04
- Dante? Um, excuse me. We're... - What the...
- No, you can't be back here. - Whoa, whoa. All right, already. God. - Clerks III 00:04
- No, you can't be back here. - Whoa, whoa. All right, ...
His name is Dante Hicks. He's the drunk guy - Clerks III 00:05
His name is Dante Hicks. He's the drunk guy
Someone will be by to tell you more as soon as we know more. - Clerks III 00:04
Someone will be by to tell you more as soon as we know more.
Yeah, tell me about it. All right, look, I'm going to get out of here. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, tell me about it. All right, look, I'm going to g...
Your movie - Clerks III 00:15
Your movie
"Oh, my movie. My movie! - Clerks III 00:10
"Oh, my movie. My movie!