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I'll have you know that being dead only increases your sex drive
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Clerks III

I'll have you know that being deadonly increases your sex drive

I'll have you know that being dead
only increases your sex drive

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I'll have you know that being dead only increases your sex drive.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:11
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
[laughs] - Clerks III 00:05
[laughs]
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir. - Clerks III 00:05
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir.
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together. - Clerks III 00:05
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together.
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing. - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing.
[crying] - Clerks III 00:10
[crying]
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks. - Clerks III 00:04
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks.
As long as you're alive, you can always start another chapter. - Clerks III 00:05
As long as you're alive, you can always start another c...
So live while you can, love while you can. - Clerks III 00:05
So live while you can, love while you can.
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic, - Clerks III 00:08
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic,
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Clerks III 00:05
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries] - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries]
I'm not even supposed to fucking be here to-fucking-day, fucks. - Clerks III 00:06
I'm not even supposed to fucking be here to-fucking-day...
By the power of Grayskull, - Clerks III 00:09
By the power of Grayskull,
Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently divorced, - Clerks III 00:06
Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently divorced,
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah! - Clerks III 00:05
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. - Clerks III 00:07
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
That's a nom de plume. - Clerks III 00:06
That's a nom de plume.
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger - Clerks III 00:10
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?! - Clerks III 00:05
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?!
That came from a real deep, personal place. - Clerks III 00:04
That came from a real deep, personal place.