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I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
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Clerks III

I'm going to fill the scriptwith all the weird shit me and Dante have ever saidor seen...

I'm going to fill the script
with all the weird shit me and Dante have ever said
or seen around here over the years

Full Transcript

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I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
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me and Dante have ever said or seen around here over the years.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:57
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the D...
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that I do, - Clerks III 00:06
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that...
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show, - Clerks III 00:06
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show,
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved - Clerks III 00:05
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high grass - Clerks III 00:08
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high gr...
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out. - Clerks III 00:05
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out.
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man, - Clerks III 00:10
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man,
Dental School? - Clerks III 00:09
Dental School?
[chuckles] - Clerks III 00:06
[chuckles]
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago. - Clerks III 00:04
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you know? - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you ...
Uh, well, let's see, - Clerks III 00:09
Uh, well, let's see,
That's, like, approximately $10,220. - Clerks III 00:07
That's, like, approximately $10,220.
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-year-old copy of Dental School - Clerks III 00:08
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-yea...
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying, - Clerks III 00:09
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying,
That's not a scene randal - Clerks III 00:09
That's not a scene randal
[Dante] "In Convenience"? - Clerks III 00:09
[Dante] "In Convenience"?
"There is only one return and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi." - Clerks III 00:14
"There is only one return and it ain't of the King...
Ah, yes. Blockchain would like to understand - Clerks III 00:09
Ah, yes. Blockchain would like to understand
Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole life. - Clerks III 00:04
Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole li...