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Clerks III

I'm going to open this stentand all you have to do is tell me when you feelthe pressure...

I'm going to open this stent
and all you have to do is tell me when you feel
the pressure lets up, all right?

Full Transcript

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I'm going to open this stent and all you have to do
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is tell me when you feel the pressure lets up, all right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:35
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way." - Clerks III 00:06
Let's do this, McDreamy. "This is The Way."
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian. - Clerks III 00:13
Oh, that's a saying from The Mandalorian.
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, I can fucking breathe again.
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Zaius combined. - Clerks III 00:06
You're a better doctor than Doctor Strange and Doctor Z...
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show, - Clerks III 00:11
- Doctor who? - Oh, no, I don't watch that show,
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life. - Clerks III 00:05
Thank you, doctor. Thank you for saving my life.
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Generation)" playing] - Clerks III 00:07
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Gene...
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do the whole thing sober. - Clerks III 00:04
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do t...
Since you were really preoccupied about it, - Clerks III 00:10
Since you were really preoccupied about it,
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable down his throat. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable dow...
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blood. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blo...
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off the vegan menu at Mooby's. - Clerks III 00:05
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off ...
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your friend, - Clerks III 00:06
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your ...
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for - Clerks III 00:05
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression - Clerks III 00:05
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression
Now your friend might sound or act differently now - Clerks III 00:06
Now your friend might sound or act differently now
So for the next few months, - Clerks III 00:09
So for the next few months,
All right? Now my bill is in the mail. - Clerks III 00:04
All right? Now my bill is in the mail.
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that OR. alive tonight. - Clerks III 00:06
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that ...
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I leave my apartment. - Clerks III 00:06
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I le...