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I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him
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Clerks III

I'm not saying I'm going to makea movie as good as him, but I'm not good at sex either,...

I'm not saying I'm going to make
a movie as good as him, but I'm not good at sex either, and that
doesn't stop me from trying to get laid

Full Transcript

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I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him,
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but I'm not good at sex either, and that doesn't stop me from trying to get laid.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:50
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before,
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and I barely want to live it. - Clerks III 00:05
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and ...
This movie's meant to memorialize my life, - Clerks III 00:06
This movie's meant to memorialize my life,
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay. - Clerks III 00:05
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay...
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral - Clerks III 00:06
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's fun...
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bathroom - Clerks III 00:06
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bat...
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this counter? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this cou...
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles] - Clerks III 00:06
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles]
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club - Clerks III 00:05
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club
No, like a movie-movie, - Clerks III 00:08
No, like a movie-movie,
That's where the crew hangs out - Clerks III 00:05
That's where the crew hangs out
Crafty is where you find all the food on set, - Clerks III 00:07
Crafty is where you find all the food on set,
I hate long movies - Clerks III 00:06
I hate long movies
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta. - Clerks III 00:05
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta.
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the D...
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that I do, - Clerks III 00:06
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that...
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show, - Clerks III 00:06
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show,
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved - Clerks III 00:05
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high grass - Clerks III 00:08
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high gr...