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Clerks III

I'm stuck in this pit on my day off, dealing with every backwardassfuck on the planet

I'm stuck in this pit on my day off, dealing with every backward
assfuck on the planet

Full Transcript

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I'm stuck in this pit on my day off,
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dealing with every backward assfuck on the planet.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:25
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I smell like shoe polish - Clerks III 00:06
I smell like shoe polish
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing like that? - Clerks III 00:04
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing li...
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about this thing you have, - Clerks III 00:07
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking ab...
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy hand, - Clerks III 00:07
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy h...
This is the life of convenience for you - Clerks III 00:08
This is the life of convenience for you
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million miles an hour - Clerks III 00:06
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million ...
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every thing you think - Clerks III 00:08
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every th...
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up - Clerks III 00:06
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack! - Clerks III 00:05
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack!
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?" - Clerks III 00:05
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?"
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived." - Clerks III 00:17
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived...
Because if we're not friends, - Clerks III 00:07
Because if we're not friends,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:05
[scoffs]
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it? - Clerks III 00:06
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it?
I was this close to happily ever after, - Clerks III 00:07
I was this close to happily ever after,
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you! - Clerks III 00:05
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you!
And oh, by the way, fuck you!" - Clerks III 00:06
And oh, by the way, fuck you!"
Some of us have been dead inside ever since. - Clerks III 00:04
Some of us have been dead inside ever since.
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place - Clerks III 00:08
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place
You want to make a movie about your life. - Clerks III 00:07
You want to make a movie about your life.