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I'm trying to breathe. - You're really sweating, Randal
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Clerks III

I'm trying to breathe.- You're really sweating, Randal

I'm trying to breathe.
- You're really sweating, Randal

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- I'm trying to breathe. - You're really sweating, Randal.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
91
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:22
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
[siren wailing] - Clerks III 00:11
[siren wailing]
Well, if you know what's wrong, then I guess I can go home. - Clerks III 00:05
Well, if you know what's wrong, then I guess I can go h...
[cackling madly] - Clerks III 00:05
[cackling madly]
I apologize for my wardrobe. I just came from a costume ball. - Clerks III 00:04
I apologize for my wardrobe. I just came from a costume ball...
You're having a heart attack right now as we speak, - Clerks III 00:06
You're having a heart attack right now as we speak,
I'm going to go get all glammed up for our big date - Clerks III 00:04
I'm going to go get all glammed up for our big date
♪ Shave and a haircut, two bits ♪ - Clerks III 00:14
♪ Shave and a haircut, two bits ♪
Surgery? No! The doctor just said I'm going to the O.R. - Clerks III 00:04
Surgery? No! The doctor just said I'm going to the O.R.
Right, which is short for operating room, - Clerks III 00:06
Right, which is short for operating room,
She's going to thread a camera through his femoral artery - Clerks III 00:06
She's going to thread a camera through his femoral arte...
So I gotta shave you. Or I get to shave you, - Clerks III 00:07
So I gotta shave you. Or I get to shave you,
So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after Dateline every single week... - Clerks III 00:06
So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after Dateline every single...
I gotta shave your groin, sir, so underwear too. - Clerks III 00:04
I gotta shave your groin, sir, so underwear too.
We're running out of time here to save your life. So come on, let's go. - Clerks III 00:04
We're running out of time here to save your life. So co...
Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something, please? - Clerks III 00:04
Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something,...
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before, - Clerks III 00:06
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before,
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see my little dick, - Clerks III 00:12
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see...
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go, - Clerks III 00:06
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go,
You got this. [sniffles] - Clerks III 00:05
You got this. [sniffles]
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing] - Clerks III 00:21
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing]