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Clerks III

It's just a movie I'm makingabout my life, and I thought it'd be fun for you to...

It's just a movie I'm making
about my life, and I thought it'd be fun for you to play
yourself in it

Full Transcript

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It's just a movie I'm making about my life,
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and I thought it'd be fun for you to play yourself in it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:22
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Hey! Watch it with my artistic expression. - Clerks III 00:04
Hey! Watch it with my artistic expression.
It's my life. - Clerks III 00:05
It's my life.
I minored in drama. I majored in oral surgery. - Clerks III 00:05
I minored in drama. I majored in oral surgery.
And I'm not going to let you finish this film either, - Clerks III 00:05
And I'm not going to let you finish this film either,
I'm not some fucking joke you get to tell in your dirty little 8 movie, you... - Clerks III 00:06
I'm not some fucking joke you get to tell in your dirty...
You want to do this? Fine, but leave me out of it. - Clerks III 00:05
You want to do this? Fine, but leave me out of it.
Unlike either of you, I've got a grown-up job, - Clerks III 00:06
Unlike either of you, I've got a grown-up job,
[exhales sharply] - Clerks III 00:18
[exhales sharply]
And then I see you, and... and say that shit. - Clerks III 00:05
And then I see you, and... and say that shit.
If Randal told me he was going to send you the script, I would've said no way. - Clerks III 00:04
If Randal told me he was going to send you the script, I wou...
Because it's... it's really nice to see you. - Clerks III 00:04
Because it's... it's really nice to see you.
It's really nice to see you Even under the circumstances - Clerks III 00:19
It's really nice to see you Even under the...
You don't look a day over... 37. - Clerks III 00:05
You don't look a day over... 37.
[chuckling] - Clerks III 00:08
[chuckling]
"Silent Bob, you are a rude motherfucker. - Clerks III 00:06
"Silent Bob, you are a rude motherfucker.
But you are cute as hell." - Clerks III 00:06
But you are cute as hell."
Silent Bob! You are a rrrrr-rude motherfucker! - Clerks III 00:06
Silent Bob! You are a rrrrr-rude motherfucker!
[sneezing] - Clerks III 00:04
[sneezing]
We don't want him going anywhere near a litter box until we're ready to shoot. - Clerks III 00:04
We don't want him going anywhere near a litter box unti...
I didn't suffer enough when I almost died from a heart attack, - Clerks III 00:07
I didn't suffer enough when I almost died from a heart ...