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I've been reading the paper my whole life

I've been reading the paper my whole life, and the only time I've seen my name in itwas...

Clerks III • 2022

I've been reading the paper my whole life, and the only time I've seen my name in it
was under the headline "Local grocer
has massive heart attack." So I thought, in your official capacity
as producer, maybe you can get
a cub reporter over here to do a story
about your director in action

Full Transcript

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I've been reading the paper my whole life,

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and the only time I've seen my name in it was under the headline

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"Local grocer has massive heart attack."

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So I thought, in your official capacity as producer,

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maybe you can get a cub reporter over here

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to do a story about your director in action.

Duration

16 seconds

Views

60

Timestamp in Movie

01:04:30

Uploaded

May 03, 2025

Genres

Production

View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.