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Clerks III

I've been watching movies all my life, I've seen all these peopletell their stories, and...

I've been watching movies all my life, I've seen all these people
tell their stories, and never once thought
about trying to tell mine

Full Transcript

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I've been watching movies all my life,
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I've seen all these people tell their stories,
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and never once thought about trying to tell mine.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:53
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on borrowed time. - Clerks III 00:05
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on b...
So no more watching movies, - Clerks III 00:05
So no more watching movies,
[machine beeps] - Clerks III 00:08
[machine beeps]
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School. - Clerks III 00:05
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School.
I worked in a video store for 20 years - Clerks III 00:06
I worked in a video store for 20 years
So, basically, I went to my own film school. - Clerks III 00:05
So, basically, I went to my own film school.
Just because you've seen every movie ever made - Clerks III 00:06
Just because you've seen every movie ever made
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him, - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good a...
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before,
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and I barely want to live it. - Clerks III 00:05
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and ...
This movie's meant to memorialize my life, - Clerks III 00:06
This movie's meant to memorialize my life,
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay. - Clerks III 00:05
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay...
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral - Clerks III 00:06
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's fun...
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bathroom - Clerks III 00:06
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bat...
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this counter? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this cou...
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles] - Clerks III 00:06
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles]
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club - Clerks III 00:05
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club
No, like a movie-movie, - Clerks III 00:08
No, like a movie-movie,
That's where the crew hangs out - Clerks III 00:05
That's where the crew hangs out
Crafty is where you find all the food on set, - Clerks III 00:07
Crafty is where you find all the food on set,