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Clerks III

"Jesus did no wrongwhereas we are but thieves." "Butt thieves"?

"Jesus did no wrong
whereas we are but thieves." [mouths] "Butt thieves"?

Full Transcript

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"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves."
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[mouths] "Butt thieves"?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:26
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a superhero fan, - Clerks III 00:06
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a sup...
- Uh-huh. - You know, - Clerks III 00:05
- Uh-huh. - You know,
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger Danger has to fight? - Clerks III 00:05
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger D...
Because in 80% of the cases, - Clerks III 00:05
Because in 80% of the cases,
But don't worry, you're gonna be in the 20%, - Clerks III 00:06
But don't worry, you're gonna be in the 20%,
Now, if you excuse me, - Clerks III 00:09
Now, if you excuse me,
So if you remember any prayers from when you were a kid, - Clerks III 00:06
So if you remember any prayers from when you were a kid,
Please don't let me die. - Clerks III 00:07
Please don't let me die.
After all this time devoting my life to God... - Clerks III 00:05
After all this time devoting my life to God...
I think Jesus was always more of a WaWa guy. - Clerks III 00:04
I think Jesus was always more of a WaWa guy.
Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty to a fictional fucking phantom. - Clerks III 00:06
Fairytales, faith and pledging fealty to a fictional fucking...
In my darkest hour, when I need Him most, the Lord totally ghosts me? - Clerks III 00:05
In my darkest hour, when I need Him most, the Lord totally g...
Well, to hell with all that made-up Jesus jive. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, to hell with all that made-up Jesus jive.
[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night, - Clerks III 00:09
[exhales deeply] Save Randal this night,
I mean, isn't he kind of like the Optimus Prime of evil? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, isn't he kind of like the Optimus Prime of evil...
[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin, - Clerks III 00:07
[sighs] Well, I'm an actual virgin,
And that's when, I shit you not, - Clerks III 00:07
And that's when, I shit you not,
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Return of the Jedi, - Clerks III 00:10
And I'm talking about the young, fuckable Luke from Ret...
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly] - Clerks III 00:07
- Quick heart update, Mr. Graves. - [moans softly]
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I need your help now. - Clerks III 00:04
I was able to get the stent in place, so this is where I nee...