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Clerks III

Just because you've seenevery movie ever made doesn't mean you can makeany kind of movie...

Just because you've seen
every movie ever made doesn't mean you can make
any kind of movie at all

Full Transcript

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Just because you've seen every movie ever made
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doesn't mean you can make any kind of movie at all.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:41
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him, - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good a...
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before,
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and I barely want to live it. - Clerks III 00:05
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and ...
This movie's meant to memorialize my life, - Clerks III 00:06
This movie's meant to memorialize my life,
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay. - Clerks III 00:05
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay...
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral - Clerks III 00:06
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's fun...
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bathroom - Clerks III 00:06
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bat...
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this counter? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this cou...
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles] - Clerks III 00:06
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles]
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club - Clerks III 00:05
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club
No, like a movie-movie, - Clerks III 00:08
No, like a movie-movie,
That's where the crew hangs out - Clerks III 00:05
That's where the crew hangs out
Crafty is where you find all the food on set, - Clerks III 00:07
Crafty is where you find all the food on set,
I hate long movies - Clerks III 00:06
I hate long movies
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta. - Clerks III 00:05
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta.
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the D...
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that I do, - Clerks III 00:06
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that...
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show, - Clerks III 00:06
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show,
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved - Clerks III 00:05
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved