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Clerks III

Myself? Okay, we're going to shoot this scene because the kid from the high...

Myself? Okay, we're going to shoot this scene because the kid from the high school
newspaper and her mom are waiting

Full Transcript

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Myself?
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Okay, we're going to shoot this scene
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because the kid from the high school newspaper and her mom are waiting.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:55
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
But since you showed up here shit-faced and ruined tonight - Clerks III 00:09
But since you showed up here shit-faced and ruined tonight
So get your selfish ass out there on that cooler - Clerks III 00:15
So get your selfish ass out there on that cooler
[walk-in door opens and closes] - Clerks III 00:05
[walk-in door opens and closes]
In Convenience. Stupid title. - Clerks III 00:04
In Convenience. Stupid title.
Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. - Clerks III 00:04
Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa.
I'm stuck in this pit on my day off, - Clerks III 00:07
I'm stuck in this pit on my day off,
I smell like shoe polish - Clerks III 00:06
I smell like shoe polish
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing like that? - Clerks III 00:04
Cover your ears, baby girl. Why the fuck are they cursing li...
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about this thing you have, - Clerks III 00:07
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking ab...
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy hand, - Clerks III 00:07
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy h...
This is the life of convenience for you - Clerks III 00:08
This is the life of convenience for you
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million miles an hour - Clerks III 00:06
My whole life you've been running your mouth a million ...
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every thing you think - Clerks III 00:08
I gotta listen to you talk shit about everybody and every th...
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up - Clerks III 00:06
Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack! - Clerks III 00:05
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack!
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?" - Clerks III 00:05
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?"
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived." - Clerks III 00:17
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived...
Because if we're not friends, - Clerks III 00:07
Because if we're not friends,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:05
[scoffs]
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it? - Clerks III 00:06
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it?