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Clerks III

No, like a movie-movie, one with actors and a screenplayand crafty. What's crafty?

No, like a movie-movie, one with actors and a screenplay
and crafty. [laughs] What's crafty?

Full Transcript

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No, like a movie-movie,
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one with actors and a screenplay and crafty. [laughs]
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What's crafty?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:25
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
That's where the crew hangs out - Clerks III 00:05
That's where the crew hangs out
Crafty is where you find all the food on set, - Clerks III 00:07
Crafty is where you find all the food on set,
I hate long movies - Clerks III 00:06
I hate long movies
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta. - Clerks III 00:05
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta.
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the D...
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that I do, - Clerks III 00:06
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that...
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show, - Clerks III 00:06
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show,
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved - Clerks III 00:05
Well, you're still gonna have to get them involved
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high grass - Clerks III 00:08
Almost. What happened is, I was taking a shit in the high gr...
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out. - Clerks III 00:05
But like the good friend he is, Dante sucked the poison out.
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man, - Clerks III 00:10
Listen, when we thought you were dead, man,
Dental School? - Clerks III 00:09
Dental School?
[chuckles] - Clerks III 00:06
[chuckles]
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago. - Clerks III 00:04
Uh, the video store closed 10 years ago.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you know? - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, yeah, I'm getting senile and shit right there, you ...
Uh, well, let's see, - Clerks III 00:09
Uh, well, let's see,
That's, like, approximately $10,220. - Clerks III 00:07
That's, like, approximately $10,220.
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-year-old copy of Dental School - Clerks III 00:08
Listen, we'll squash your giant late fees on the 28-yea...
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying, - Clerks III 00:09
Sex sells, son, and I'm always buying,