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Clerks III

No, the obvious statementright now would be, "Never mind the movie,my best friend's in the...

No, the obvious statement
right now would be, "Never mind the movie,
my best friend's in the hospital." It's just a heart attack.
I had one. He'll be fine

Full Transcript

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No, the obvious statement right now would be,
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"Never mind the movie, my best friend's in the hospital."
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It's just a heart attack. I had one. He'll be fine.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:09
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I used to look up to you so much, - Clerks III 00:07
I used to look up to you so much,
Mr. Dante made your movie happen. - Clerks III 00:04
Mr. Dante made your movie happen.
I wrote the script and I'm the goddamn director. - Clerks III 00:04
I wrote the script and I'm the goddamn director.
- It was all me. - Oh, it was all you, huh? - Clerks III 00:05
- It was all me. - Oh, it was all you, huh?
Yeah. Because I remember Mr. Dante doing everything. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah. Because I remember Mr. Dante doing everything.
He even called his ex-fiancee, who hates his guts. - Clerks III 00:05
He even called his ex-fiancee, who hates his guts.
He put up his half of Quick Stop - Clerks III 00:07
He put up his half of Quick Stop
Wait a minute. Dante got the money for my movie from Emma? - Clerks III 00:05
Wait a minute. Dante got the money for my movie from Emma?
[panting] - Clerks III 00:05
[panting]
[screaming] - Clerks III 00:05
[screaming]
[puffing] - Clerks III 00:05
[puffing]
God. Hey, I need your help with Dante. - Clerks III 00:04
God. Hey, I need your help with Dante.
Wait, I thought his name was Sergio. Ain't his name Sergio? - Clerks III 00:04
Wait, I thought his name was Sergio. Ain't his name Ser...
I need to sneak into the hospital to get to Sergio, - Clerks III 00:08
I need to sneak into the hospital to get to Sergio,
I took a poo in the ICU! - Clerks III 00:05
I took a poo in the ICU!
I figured, since you're just laying around here, - Clerks III 00:06
I figured, since you're just laying around here,
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I said at the store. - Clerks III 00:04
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I ...
I never, never would have made this movie without you. - Clerks III 00:05
I never, never would have made this movie without you.
You're the main character in my Star Wars. - Clerks III 00:09
You're the main character in my Star Wars.
You've always been my hero Dante - Clerks III 00:04
You've always been my hero Dante