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Oh, for God's sakes, please stop calling me Mr. Dan-T
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Clerks III

Oh, for God's sakes,please stop calling me Mr. Dan-T

Oh, for God's sakes,
please stop calling me Mr. Dan-T

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Oh, for God's sakes, please stop calling me Mr. Dan-T.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:37
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
What is this shit, Mad Magazine? Randal is playing Randal. - Clerks III 00:06
What is this shit, Mad Magazine? Randal is playing Randal.
Dante is playing Dante, aka Mr. Dante, - Clerks III 00:08
Dante is playing Dante, aka Mr. Dante,
Yup, and as a Satanist playing a Christian, you've gotta act the most. - Clerks III 00:05
Yup, and as a Satanist playing a Christian, you've gott...
It's my very own chance to transform. - Clerks III 00:05
It's my very own chance to transform.
Soon as Mr. Dante secures our fuckin' financing. - Clerks III 00:04
Soon as Mr. Dante secures our fuckin' financing.
Yo, it's too bad you didn't marry that Emma chick, - Clerks III 00:05
Yo, it's too bad you didn't marry that Emma chick,
Even if we do play ourselves, you still got to cast all the customer parts. - Clerks III 00:05
Even if we do play ourselves, you still got to cast all the ...
Why am I casting customers to say all this stupid shit - Clerks III 00:09
Why am I casting customers to say all this stupid shit
Oh, my God! You can't just turn regular people into movie stars. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, my God! You can't just turn regular people into mov...
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch! Smokin' weed, smokin' weed! - Clerks III 00:05
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch! Smokin' weed, smokin' weed...
- Ooh, a pornography movie? - [Randal] It's not a porno movie. - Clerks III 00:04
- Ooh, a pornography movie? - [Randal] It's not a porno...
I don't know. Who would we be playing in this movie? - Clerks III 00:04
I don't know. Who would we be playing in this movie?
Well, it's these two characters I kinda based on you and Maggie Simpson here. - Clerks III 00:05
Well, it's these two characters I kinda based on you an...
What are you talking about? All the shit in there - Clerks III 00:07
What are you talking about? All the shit in there
Why do you have me saying stupid shit like "Snootchie Bootchies" all the time? - Clerks III 00:05
Why do you have me saying stupid shit like "Snootchie B...
I'll tell you what, if you guys play yourselves in the movie, - Clerks III 00:07
I'll tell you what, if you guys play yourselves in the ...
Well, in addition to being the comic relief in the movie, - Clerks III 00:07
Well, in addition to being the comic relief in the movie,
Ooh, we learned about food prep back when we ran the fucking Cock Smoker. - Clerks III 00:06
Ooh, we learned about food prep back when we ran the fucking...
[chuckling] No. We had drugs in the front and drugs in the back. - Clerks III 00:05
[chuckling] No. We had drugs in the front and drugs in the b...
So if Elias is playing Elias, and these dopes are playing themselves, - Clerks III 00:06
So if Elias is playing Elias, and these dopes are playing th...