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Clerks III

"Oh, my movie. My movie! Everybody make my moviebecause it's so important." This is...

"Oh, my movie. My movie! Everybody make my movie
because it's so important." [scoffs] This is neither the time
nor the place to do an impression of Chris Nolan

Full Transcript

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"Oh, my movie. My movie!
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Everybody make my movie because it's so important."
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[scoffs] This is neither the time nor the place
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to do an impression of Chris Nolan.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:55
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I'm doing an impression of you, Randal. We're in the hospital! - Clerks III 00:04
I'm doing an impression of you, Randal. We're in t...
That's stating the obvious No - Clerks III 00:04
That's stating the obvious No
No, the obvious statement right now would be, - Clerks III 00:09
No, the obvious statement right now would be,
I used to look up to you so much, - Clerks III 00:07
I used to look up to you so much,
Mr. Dante made your movie happen. - Clerks III 00:04
Mr. Dante made your movie happen.
I wrote the script and I'm the goddamn director. - Clerks III 00:04
I wrote the script and I'm the goddamn director.
- It was all me. - Oh, it was all you, huh? - Clerks III 00:05
- It was all me. - Oh, it was all you, huh?
Yeah. Because I remember Mr. Dante doing everything. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah. Because I remember Mr. Dante doing everything.
He even called his ex-fiancee, who hates his guts. - Clerks III 00:05
He even called his ex-fiancee, who hates his guts.
He put up his half of Quick Stop - Clerks III 00:07
He put up his half of Quick Stop
Wait a minute. Dante got the money for my movie from Emma? - Clerks III 00:05
Wait a minute. Dante got the money for my movie from Emma?
[panting] - Clerks III 00:05
[panting]
[screaming] - Clerks III 00:05
[screaming]
[puffing] - Clerks III 00:05
[puffing]
God. Hey, I need your help with Dante. - Clerks III 00:04
God. Hey, I need your help with Dante.
Wait, I thought his name was Sergio. Ain't his name Sergio? - Clerks III 00:04
Wait, I thought his name was Sergio. Ain't his name Ser...
I need to sneak into the hospital to get to Sergio, - Clerks III 00:08
I need to sneak into the hospital to get to Sergio,
I took a poo in the ICU! - Clerks III 00:05
I took a poo in the ICU!
I figured, since you're just laying around here, - Clerks III 00:06
I figured, since you're just laying around here,
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I said at the store. - Clerks III 00:04
You're gonna see I was way off with that stupid shit I ...