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Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up
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Clerks III

Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up because it's not like I hada heart attack and...

Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up because it's not like I had
a heart attack and almost

Full Transcript

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Oh, real nice, pal! Get me all worked up
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because it's not like I had a heart attack and almost...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:34
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack! - Clerks III 00:05
Died! "I almost died from a heart attack!
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?" - Clerks III 00:05
Did I not mention that a couple of thousand times yet?"
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived." - Clerks III 00:17
"Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm the boy who lived...
Because if we're not friends, - Clerks III 00:07
Because if we're not friends,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:05
[scoffs]
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it? - Clerks III 00:06
What did you ever do in life, but watch it and mock it?
I was this close to happily ever after, - Clerks III 00:07
I was this close to happily ever after,
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you! - Clerks III 00:05
Not even a third fucking act, just "Fuck you!
And oh, by the way, fuck you!" - Clerks III 00:06
And oh, by the way, fuck you!"
Some of us have been dead inside ever since. - Clerks III 00:04
Some of us have been dead inside ever since.
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place - Clerks III 00:08
But then, just when I'm able to walk into this place
You want to make a movie about your life. - Clerks III 00:07
You want to make a movie about your life.
It's your life! - Clerks III 00:11
It's your life!
Your life is my life! - Clerks III 00:05
Your life is my life!
I've been there with you the whole time! - Clerks III 00:04
I've been there with you the whole time!
And since you know how hard that life's been on me, - Clerks III 00:07
And since you know how hard that life's been on me,
That maybe I didn't want to relive that fucking life? - Clerks III 00:04
That maybe I didn't want to relive that fucking life?
And I quit... as your fucking friend. - Clerks III 00:06
And I quit... as your fucking friend.
[breathes shakily] - Clerks III 00:05
[breathes shakily]
- [grunts] - [body thuds] - Clerks III 00:06
- [grunts] - [body thuds]