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Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole life
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Clerks III

Randy has been asking himselfthe same question his whole life

Randy has been asking himself
the same question his whole life

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Randy has been asking himself the same question his whole life.
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:33:32
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
- What's wrong with Dan-T? - [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:06
- What's wrong with Dan-T? - [scoffs]
I'm in this convenience store way more than you, - Clerks III 00:06
I'm in this convenience store way more than you,
- I had a lot of exposition to do. - [sighs] - Clerks III 00:07
- I had a lot of exposition to do. - [sighs]
Well, maybe Dan-T's not you. Do you ever think of that? - Clerks III 00:05
Well, maybe Dan-T's not you. Do you ever think of that?
"Dan-T's hideous fuckin' chud of a beard doesn't suggest Tony Stark - Clerks III 00:10
"Dan-T's hideous fuckin' chud of a beard does...
Nobody actually calls Dan-T "a hideous fuckin' chud" to his face. - Clerks III 00:05
Nobody actually calls Dan-T "a hideous fuckin' chu...
I can't believe you made me Sign a non-disclosure agreement, - Clerks III 00:07
I can't believe you made me Sign a non-disclosure agree...
I mean, I knew I was never the Luke, but I thought I was at least the Han. - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, I knew I was never the Luke, but I thought I was at ...
Unless this is Empire. Then I'm the Lando, and he's the Lobot. - Clerks III 00:04
Unless this is Empire. Then I'm the Lando, and he'...
No. Jay and Silent Bob are clearly the C-3PO and R2-D2. - Clerks III 00:05
No. Jay and Silent Bob are clearly the C-3PO and R2-D2.
I mean, they've been here since the first movie, - Clerks III 00:10
I mean, they've been here since the first movie,
So if I'm not Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando, - Clerks III 00:12
So if I'm not Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando,
You know, the guy who's ready to take on the whole Empire himself - Clerks III 00:06
You know, the guy who's ready to take on the whole Empi...
I mean, Dak was plucky as shit, man, just like you. - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, Dak was plucky as shit, man, just like you.
Yes, I have a problem with the Friar Fuck character, - Clerks III 00:06
Yes, I have a problem with the Friar Fuck character,
Friar Fuck, uh, loves Jesus... - Clerks III 00:04
Friar Fuck, uh, loves Jesus...
Because it was Satan who saved you - Clerks III 00:09
Because it was Satan who saved you
I get that you just broke up with your boyfriend Jesus recently, - Clerks III 00:08
I get that you just broke up with your boyfriend Jesus recen...
But for the first 36 years of your life, - Clerks III 00:09
But for the first 36 years of your life,
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget, - Clerks III 00:08
Just build us a schedule, keep us under budget,