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Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's head are as metal as it gets
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Clerks III

Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat'shead are as metal as it gets

Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's
head are as metal as it gets

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Shah, blasphemy and biting off a bat's head are as metal as it gets.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:23
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
[exhales sharply] - Clerks III 00:06
[exhales sharply]
The Bad Thief said, "If you are really the Son of God, - Clerks III 00:10
The Bad Thief said, "If you are really the Son of God,
Call him "The Practical Thief with Common Fucking Sense." - Clerks III 00:13
Call him "The Practical Thief with Common Fucking Sense...
What the fuck are butt thieves - Clerks III 00:04
What the fuck are butt thieves
Uh, well, then the Good Thief said, - Clerks III 00:13
Uh, well, then the Good Thief said,
[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending story is, even in Heaven, - Clerks III 00:06
[scoffs] So the moral of your never-ending story is, even in...
[inhales sharply] The moral of the story is, - Clerks III 00:08
[inhales sharply] The moral of the story is,
[groans] Not that I want to prolong your sermon, - Clerks III 00:07
[groans] Not that I want to prolong your sermon,
Maybe the Bad Thief thought Jesus had a Bourne Identity thing going on, - Clerks III 00:07
Maybe the Bad Thief thought Jesus had a Bourne Identity thin...
"He was born in a manger. Now he's Bourne again. - Clerks III 00:05
"He was born in a manger. Now he's Bourne again.
Matt Damon is Jesus Bourne - Clerks III 00:11
Matt Damon is Jesus Bourne
I can't catch my breath man - Clerks III 00:11
I can't catch my breath man
- You said you can't breathe! - [breathes heavily] - Clerks III 00:06
- You said you can't breathe! - [breathes heavily]
- I'm trying to breathe. - You're really sweating, Randal. - Clerks III 00:04
- I'm trying to breathe. - You're really sweating,...
[siren wailing] - Clerks III 00:11
[siren wailing]
Well, if you know what's wrong, then I guess I can go home. - Clerks III 00:05
Well, if you know what's wrong, then I guess I can go h...
[cackling madly] - Clerks III 00:05
[cackling madly]
I apologize for my wardrobe. I just came from a costume ball. - Clerks III 00:04
I apologize for my wardrobe. I just came from a costume ball...
You're having a heart attack right now as we speak, - Clerks III 00:06
You're having a heart attack right now as we speak,
I'm going to go get all glammed up for our big date - Clerks III 00:04
I'm going to go get all glammed up for our big date