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She's going to thread a camera through his femoral artery
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Clerks III

She's going to thread a camerathrough his femoral artery up to his tickerthrough a very...

She's going to thread a camera
through his femoral artery up to his ticker
through a very small incision

Full Transcript

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She's going to thread a camera through his femoral artery
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up to his ticker through a very small incision.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:16
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
So I gotta shave you. Or I get to shave you, - Clerks III 00:07
So I gotta shave you. Or I get to shave you,
So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after Dateline every single week... - Clerks III 00:06
So as the wife says at 10:00 pm. after Dateline every single...
I gotta shave your groin, sir, so underwear too. - Clerks III 00:04
I gotta shave your groin, sir, so underwear too.
We're running out of time here to save your life. So come on, let's go. - Clerks III 00:04
We're running out of time here to save your life. So co...
Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something, please? - Clerks III 00:04
Can you avert your eyes, block your ears and sing something,...
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before, - Clerks III 00:06
I promise you, it's nothing I've not seen before,
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see my little dick, - Clerks III 00:12
If I take off my underwear, everyone in the ER. is gonna see...
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go, - Clerks III 00:06
Unfortunately, this is as far as you can go,
You got this. [sniffles] - Clerks III 00:05
You got this. [sniffles]
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing] - Clerks III 00:21
["Mark the Map" by Carlo Magliocco playing]
How am I supposed to get to his femoral artery if he's wearing Squeezies? - Clerks III 00:05
How am I supposed to get to his femoral artery if he's ...
[sobbing] This is all my fault. - Clerks III 00:05
[sobbing] This is all my fault.
I prayed to God to smite Randal, - Clerks III 00:09
I prayed to God to smite Randal,
[sobbing] - Clerks III 00:05
[sobbing]
Pray with me, Mr. Dante. [exhales sharply] - Clerks III 00:08
Pray with me, Mr. Dante. [exhales sharply]
Spare the heretic I damned in jest. - Clerks III 00:05
Spare the heretic I damned in jest.
"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves." - Clerks III 00:08
"Jesus did no wrong whereas we are but thieves."
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a superhero fan, - Clerks III 00:06
I can tell by your very subtle tattoo that you're a sup...
- Uh-huh. - You know, - Clerks III 00:05
- Uh-huh. - You know,
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger Danger has to fight? - Clerks III 00:05
Now, doesn't that sound like some bad guy that Ranger D...