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Clerks III

Since you werereally preoccupied about it, so much so that you wasted timeand nearly died,...

Since you were
really preoccupied about it, so much so that you wasted time
and nearly died, your penis is not that small

Full Transcript

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Since you were really preoccupied about it,
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so much so that you wasted time and nearly died,
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your penis is not that small.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:06
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable down his throat. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable dow...
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blood. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blo...
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off the vegan menu at Mooby's. - Clerks III 00:05
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off ...
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your friend, - Clerks III 00:06
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your ...
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for - Clerks III 00:05
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression - Clerks III 00:05
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression
Now your friend might sound or act differently now - Clerks III 00:06
Now your friend might sound or act differently now
So for the next few months, - Clerks III 00:09
So for the next few months,
All right? Now my bill is in the mail. - Clerks III 00:04
All right? Now my bill is in the mail.
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that OR. alive tonight. - Clerks III 00:06
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that ...
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I leave my apartment. - Clerks III 00:06
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I le...
But today, - Clerks III 00:09
But today,
There was an 80% chance - Clerks III 00:05
There was an 80% chance
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fact - Clerks III 00:06
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fac...
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call that ambulance today. - Clerks III 00:04
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call th...
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die... - Clerks III 00:04
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die...
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes. - Clerks III 00:04
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes.
It sucked. [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:10
It sucked. [scoffs]
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal. - Clerks III 00:04
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal.
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias would remember I even existed. - Clerks III 00:06
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias wo...