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Clerks III

Slow down? I almost died, man.It doesn't get any slower than that

Slow down? I almost died, man.
It doesn't get any slower than that

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Slow down? I almost died, man. It doesn't get any slower than that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:40
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or get off the pot. - Clerks III 00:04
You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or ...
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the point of being here? - Clerks III 00:05
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the p...
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once. - Clerks III 00:05
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once.
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:07
[scoffs]
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is, - Clerks III 00:06
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is,
I Sit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:06
I Sit on Your Grave.
I Spit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:07
I Spit on Your Grave.
Ah, so this is a dream. - Clerks III 00:04
Ah, so this is a dream.
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger. - Clerks III 00:04
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger.
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your sex drive. - Clerks III 00:06
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your ...
[laughs] - Clerks III 00:05
[laughs]
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir. - Clerks III 00:05
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir.
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together. - Clerks III 00:05
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together.
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing. - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing.
[crying] - Clerks III 00:10
[crying]
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks. - Clerks III 00:04
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks.
As long as you're alive, you can always start another chapter. - Clerks III 00:05
As long as you're alive, you can always start another c...
So live while you can, love while you can. - Clerks III 00:05
So live while you can, love while you can.
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic, - Clerks III 00:08
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic,
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Clerks III 00:05
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today!