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[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic
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Clerks III

That all sounds prettyromantic, coming from a girl who doesn't believe inromantic love

[sniffles] That all sounds pretty
romantic, coming from a girl who doesn't believe in
romantic love

Full Transcript

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[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic,
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coming from a girl who doesn't believe in romantic love.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:49
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Clerks III 00:05
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries] - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries]
I'm not even supposed to fucking be here to-fucking-day, fucks. - Clerks III 00:06
I'm not even supposed to fucking be here to-fucking-day...
By the power of Grayskull, - Clerks III 00:09
By the power of Grayskull,
Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently divorced, - Clerks III 00:06
Hey, I'm Joe. I'm 45-years-old, recently divorced,
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah! - Clerks III 00:05
[humming quietly] Lion face, haah!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. - Clerks III 00:07
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
That's a nom de plume. - Clerks III 00:06
That's a nom de plume.
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger - Clerks III 00:10
Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?! - Clerks III 00:05
When will I see the goddamn sailboat?!
That came from a real deep, personal place. - Clerks III 00:04
That came from a real deep, personal place.
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically trained in New York. - Clerks III 00:04
As an actor with a theater background, I was classically tra...
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Because it could be... - Clerks III 00:04
Have you actually thought about going musical with this? Bec...
♪ I'm not even ♪ - Clerks III 00:12
♪ I'm not even ♪
"I'll fuck anything that moves." - Clerks III 00:05
"I'll fuck anything that moves."
And, fool, I always carry a machete. - Clerks III 00:05
And, fool, I always carry a machete.
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be ashamed. - Clerks III 00:05
Holy shit, who wrote this garbage? His mother should be asha...
[scoffing] - Clerks III 00:06
[scoffing]
I think that's why they won Oscars. - Clerks III 00:04
I think that's why they won Oscars.
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie with marionettes. - Clerks III 00:06
It's worth thinking about maybe doing the whole movie w...