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So, basically, I went to my own film school
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Clerks III

So, basically, I wentto my own film school

So, basically, I went
to my own film school

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So, basically, I went to my own film school.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:37
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Just because you've seen every movie ever made - Clerks III 00:06
Just because you've seen every movie ever made
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him, - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good a...
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before,
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and I barely want to live it. - Clerks III 00:05
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and ...
This movie's meant to memorialize my life, - Clerks III 00:06
This movie's meant to memorialize my life,
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay. - Clerks III 00:05
I got plenty of convenience stories to put into a screenplay...
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral - Clerks III 00:06
[laughs] Remember the time we went to Julie Dwyer's fun...
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bathroom - Clerks III 00:06
Or how about the time the old guy was jerking off in the bat...
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this counter? - Clerks III 00:04
I mean, all the shit you and I have said sitting at this cou...
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles] - Clerks III 00:06
- Uh-huh. - [bell jingles]
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club - Clerks III 00:05
Anyone in your Christian Crypto Club
No, like a movie-movie, - Clerks III 00:08
No, like a movie-movie,
That's where the crew hangs out - Clerks III 00:05
That's where the crew hangs out
Crafty is where you find all the food on set, - Clerks III 00:07
Crafty is where you find all the food on set,
I hate long movies - Clerks III 00:06
I hate long movies
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta. - Clerks III 00:05
- It's about him working here. - Wow. Meta.
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit - Clerks III 00:06
I'm going to fill the script with all the weird shit
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, you should put in that stuff you used to say about the D...
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that I do, - Clerks III 00:06
It's my flick, so I want to write about the things that...
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show, - Clerks III 00:06
I've never seen that done in a movie or a TV show,