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So why don't you put the cigarettes back and try some gum instead?
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Clerks III

So why don't you put the cigarettes backand try some gum instead?

So why don't you put the cigarettes back
and try some gum instead?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.743
So why don't you put the cigarettes back and try some gum instead?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:00
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I'm a method actor. I ditched the model lung for this tripe I got at FoodTown. - Clerks III 00:05
I'm a method actor. I ditched the model lung for this t...
I used my power of stagecraft to see that stomach as a lung. - Clerks III 00:05
I used my power of stagecraft to see that stomach as a lung.
Cut, cut, out! I can't abide by this racist shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Cut, cut, out! I can't abide by this racist shit.
And calling some guy an Asian design major - Clerks III 00:08
And calling some guy an Asian design major
The guy literally majored in Asian design. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy literally majored in Asian design.
Wasn't he a, uh, Asian student who was also a design major? - Clerks III 00:04
Wasn't he a, uh, Asian student who was also a design ma...
He was a passionate student of Asian design. - Clerks III 00:04
He was a passionate student of Asian design.
It just so happens he himself was coincidentally Asian. - Clerks III 00:05
It just so happens he himself was coincidentally Asian.
It's stuck in my hair. Shit. - Clerks III 00:04
It's stuck in my hair. Shit.
- Of course you can. - Becks, I can't. - Clerks III 00:04
- Of course you can. - Becks, I can't.
We had the best times of our lives in that place. - Clerks III 00:05
We had the best times of our lives in that place.
[voice breaking] since you... I know. I'm sorry. - Clerks III 00:05
[voice breaking] since you... I know. I'm sorry.
[whimpering] - Clerks III 00:05
[whimpering]
No... [whimpering] - Clerks III 00:06
No... [whimpering]
This is Lisa and her daughter Lisa. - Clerks III 00:05
This is Lisa and her daughter Lisa.
Uh, Lisa goes to high school at Henry Hudson Regional. - Clerks III 00:05
Uh, Lisa goes to high school at Henry Hudson Regional.
I'm so mad at you. Don't say a damn word the whole night. - Clerks III 00:04
I'm so mad at you. Don't say a damn word the whole...
Uh, we're gonna shoot a movie in a minute, - Clerks III 00:05
Uh, we're gonna shoot a movie in a minute,
Oh, okay, my bad. I guess you don't want press for your little YouTube video, then. - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, okay, my bad. I guess you don't want press for your...
Don't call her little Lisa, and you better not call me big Lisa. - Clerks III 00:04
Don't call her little Lisa, and you better not call me ...