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Clerks III

There was an 80% chance I would neverknow for a medical fact that I got a normal-sized...

There was an 80% chance I would never
know for a medical fact that I got a normal-sized dick

Full Transcript

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There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fact
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that I got a normal-sized dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:13
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call that ambulance today. - Clerks III 00:04
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call th...
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die... - Clerks III 00:04
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die...
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes. - Clerks III 00:04
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes.
It sucked. [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:10
It sucked. [scoffs]
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal. - Clerks III 00:04
So I co-own a convenience store. Big deal.
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias would remember I even existed. - Clerks III 00:06
If I'd have dropped dead tonight, only you and Elias wo...
I mean, look at me, man! I'm almost 50. - Clerks III 00:05
I mean, look at me, man! I'm almost 50.
I sit around and watch the same stupid movies over and over. - Clerks III 00:05
I sit around and watch the same stupid movies over and over.
I don't know. You know so much about all that stuff. - Clerks III 00:05
I don't know. You know so much about all that stuff.
I've been watching movies all my life, - Clerks III 00:08
I've been watching movies all my life,
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on borrowed time. - Clerks III 00:05
Since I almost died tonight, now I know I'm living on b...
So no more watching movies, - Clerks III 00:05
So no more watching movies,
[machine beeps] - Clerks III 00:08
[machine beeps]
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School. - Clerks III 00:05
It's like 75 Gs a year to go to NYU Film School.
I worked in a video store for 20 years - Clerks III 00:06
I worked in a video store for 20 years
So, basically, I went to my own film school. - Clerks III 00:05
So, basically, I went to my own film school.
Just because you've seen every movie ever made - Clerks III 00:06
Just because you've seen every movie ever made
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good as him, - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not saying I'm going to make a movie as good a...
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, I've seen convenience stores in flicks before,
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and I barely want to live it. - Clerks III 00:05
Because who would want to watch that? It's my life and ...